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Ask A Stupid Question...

!35%.
All the metal parts, the meat parts, and the
programming are and obviously the plot line
is recyclable.

How many times can you
cook a potato in a microwave
before it becomes a GMO?
 
When he finally gets paid for writing all of those plays.

What is North Dakota's greatest tourist attraction?
 
What does the queen need that kind of toy for?

How can I get a stupid answer?
 
You could try asking a stupid question.

How many Tuesdays will there be in between
Wednesday and Thursday next week?
 
Is Ms. Weld still alive?

Is being unable to open a gate actually a "technical issue"?
 
Is it a NOT gate?

When is it safe to tell a person that
you hear in color?
 
When they ask to you play with their Speak-n-Smell.

Why can I only find pepperoni lunch meat at Walmart?
 
Maybe you have been asking for it incorrectly.
Are you careful to pronounce the word
pepperoni with a final "long i" sound?

Why are people so suspicious of spaghetti that talks?
 
Because it only speaks Swahili, and most people would expect it to be conversing in italian. Although, a spectacularly high percentage of British kids think Spaghetti Bolognese is traditional english food...

Why do people take yummy grapes and make manky wine with them?
 
Comic strip characters only age in For Better or For Worse, Safe Havens, Luann, Gasoline Alley, and Doonesbury.

Does my coworker realize that she can screw everyone else out of Christmas holidays in perpetuity?
 
It's onna counta they be swamp angels.
Them people's the kinds thet likes thet sorta
thang.

Translation = In most Western cultures, unibrow is a pejorative term
associated with a lack of sophistication and good grooming.
It is often also used to caricature human inbreeding.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unibrow
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Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?
 
George Bush Jr, Miley Cyrus and all mice except Dangermouse. The mice because they don't want to be nommed, and the other two because anything/anyone related to literature is terrifying.

Can skunks ski?
 
For me, in 3 hours and 6 minutes. For you, 8 hours and 6 minutes. Unless you run across a dateline very soon...

Why is Moglet so dim?
 
She needs her batteries charged.
Or maybe some catnip.

When will some female post that
number so I can post my number
and we win the super-valuable prize?
 
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