Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Does she affect tides?

 

[negative-speedforce]

Like the moon?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Bigger maybe?

 

[negative-speedforce]

Are you a martian?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

How did you figure it out?

 

[negative-speedforce]

Perhaps the fact that you are green, with great big eyes and say "we come in peace, glorble-schnork!"?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Are you sure that was who you thought it was?

 

[JayLapointe]

Were you able to get a picture of the aliens as proof?

 

[TBRS1]

Did the aliens take your picture so they'd have something to laugh at on the 5000 year long journey home?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Was that before or after the trip to New Mexico?

 

[TBRS1]

Is that where Area 51 was, before the vortex opened?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Wasn't Vortex the West Coast's version of Woodstock, which was put on by the Government of the State of Oregon to keep protesters out of Portland, herding an hour east, into the forest, so they wouldn't riot while Nixon was visiting Portland?

Vortex 1: The only state-sanctioned rock festival in US history

 

[TBRS1]

Which side of the continent is the West Coast on?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Wouldn't you say they're Left Leaning?

 

[TBRS1]

What happened that left them leaning that way?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Wasn't there a dumpster that made it all the way down the river a few weeks ago?

 

[TBRS1]

Don't you find it distressing that garbage is flowing down the river to the sea?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

How do we know it wasn't commandeered by raccoon pirates heading for the Spanish Main?

 

[TBRS1]

Wouldn't they be chased down by opossum wearing tricorn hats singing tunes from The Pirates of Penzance?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Was that a scene from Muppet Treasure Island?