Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[Butterfly88]

Do you mean you enjoy being bored?

 

[NDR2]

Isn’t it a relief to be bored in today’s busy world?

 

[TBRS1]

How busy would the world have to be to end all boredom forever?

 

[NDR2]

Why haven’t they done it yet?

 

[TBRS1]

Do you suppose that, perhaps, they are too bored to bother?

 

[NDR2]

Are you not supposed to bother someone who’s bored?

 

[Rodafina]

How do you know your very existence won't bother someone?

 

[TBRS1]

Would nonexistence be less bothersome?

 

[NDR2]

Could it prevent suffering?

 

[TBRS1]

If nonexistance were able to prevent suffering, would anybody know they weren't suffering anymore?

 

[Rodafina]

Would there even be any bodies?

 

[TBRS1]

If there isn't a body, how would the cops know if there was a serious crime?

 

[Butterfly88]

Is it possible to end all serious crime?

 

[TBRS1]

Which crimes do you consider to be comedy?

 

[Butterfly88]

Would you agree stealing air is humorous?

 

[TBRS1]

Is the victim an astronaut?

 

[Butterfly88]

Given the crime happened in space, what court does an astronaut go to to press charges?

 

[TBRS1]

Isn't it like a ship at sea that is legally the territory of the country to which it is registered?

 

[Rodafina]

What if it happens in an alien spacecraft?

 

[TBRS1]

If the aliens look like bowls of spaghetti left out long enough to get gross, will anybody be willing to advocate for their well being?