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Masaniello

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  • “I’m in therapy. I used to be in denial which was a lot cheaper” (Judy Carter, US comedian).
    Booktopia has collapsed and taken my money with it. I’ve asked for either the books or a refund but I suspect my message was as good as a couple of Hail Marys. No response to date.
    Did I tell you last night a DJ saved my life? I was holding out for a hero and it could have been murder on the dance floor. Thank goodness I’m staying alive.
    My car insurance is only $40 more this year compared with last time. How sad is it for me to regard that as good news?
    Judge
    Judge
    Ditto. :mad:
    Masaniello
    Masaniello
    Last year, another insurer doubled my premium despite the fact I had made no claim and had a good driving record. I told the insurer/thieves I had no idea inflation was running at a hundred percent then dumped them.
    People at my work need training in the Reply All button. I get information overload each time I access Microsoft Outlook.
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    I use two email addresses to get around those sorts of issues, most people only ever get my catch all address and that's called slopsbucket so they know where they stand. :)
    “They say homosexuality is a sickness! In which case, ring up work each day and tell them ‘can’t come in today - still queer’” Robin Tyler, US comedian).
    To all those who are about to be introduced to someone they don’t know: I’m thinking of you.
    M
    Misty Avich
    Thanks but I feel quite excited when about to be introduced to someone I don't know.
    jsilver256
    jsilver256
    You are the new funniest guy on this forum!
    This subject I’m doing on genocide studies is not exactly cheery stuff but at least it doesn’t involve group work.
    tree
    tree
    Or simulations.
    Masaniello
    Masaniello
    After student group work, I’d probably feel like some practical experience.
    "This part calls for someone with boy-next-door looks. You don't look like you've lived next door to anyone" (movie producers to Donald Sutherland early in his career).
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    When Sir Ranulph Fiennes tried out for the part of James Bond 007 (with genuine secret service experience) they told him that he was too ugly and he had the hands of a farmer.
    Masaniello
    Masaniello
    No squishy-soft concern for hurt feelings back then.
    I like to write the minutes for the staff meeting in my mind rather than the one that actually happened. My colleagues and boss prefer the latter.
    I’ve decided to take responsibility for everything that goes right at my work. If something goes wrong, I’ll let the experts in another department handle it.
    "Every once in a while, you gotta roll the potato" (Mickey Rourke).
    MildredHubble
    MildredHubble
    I'm not sure if Mickey Rourke is a genius or if he's had a few too many hits to the head 😸 Or perhaps I just don't understand? :)
    Masaniello
    Masaniello
    I don't think Mickey himself understood.
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