JuniperBug
Rainbow Bird of Friendliness
Who are you? And are you pleased or disappointed to become this person?
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The OP is a lady!G'Day to you Squire! How about a shave? Come and visit your good friend Sweeney Todd! You sir! Too, sir. Welcome to the grave... I will have vengeance. I will have salvation... Who, sir? You sir!Oh no one's in the chair. Come on, come on then! Step lively for Sweeney's waiting. You sir? Anybody? Gentlemen, now don't be shy. Not one man... No, nor ten men... Nor a hundred can assuage me but I will have you! And I will get him back even as he gloats; In the meantime I'll practice on less honorable throats... And my Lucy lies in ashes, and I'll never see my darling girl again. But the work waits! After fifteen years I'm alive at last and I'm full of joy!
Oh Mrs. Lovett, don't you think that the OP has a lovely neck, the sort of neck that would benefit from a second grinning 'red mouth'? A simple slash and the OP will be gone, I'll slide his corpse through the chute beneath the barber's chair and you may bake him into one of your delectable meat pies, for the teeming crowds await without to buy and to dine and perhaps to die and be dined upon. (Maniacal laugh)
Do you see the shining friends I hold in my hand Mrs. Lovett? They are such lovely friends. See how they glisten. See how they glitter, how they smile in the light and how they delight to cut the throats of the deserving and perhaps the undeserving as well, but it's all in good fun for I must abide and practice and wait until the one throat comes, the throat that awaits my lovely friends, the throat for whom I long to visit my vengeance upon for the abuse and loss of my beloved Lucy.
Speak to me my friends, my shining blades, my glistening beauties. Whisper to me and I will listen. Yes, YES, you have been locked away all these years whilst I have been away, but fear not for I have returned and now WE WILL HAVE OUR REVENGE!
I am of course, Sweeney Todd from the book, Sweeney Todd, The Demon Barber of Fleet Street by Robert Mack.
Am I pleased? Why should I be pleased? You've turned me into a raging psychopath. Who did this to me? Was it you sir? Yes sir! YOU SIR! The OP SIR! Come here SIR! Sit in my chair, SIR! DO NOT RUN AWAY SIR, for I will pursue you! I will find you, Sir! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE SIR! (Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah)
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