WHERE DID...

[tree]

Somebody thought it was one of those
parasols they use in fancy cocktails, to
keep the rain out of your drink so it
won't thin out the liquor. So....it's in
that tall glass of blue stuff, over there.
I think.

Where did marshmallows learn to dance?

 

[Loren]

In the land of good and plenty

Where did jelly learn to roll?

 

[tree]

In the kitchen.

Where did all this dust in the air come from?

 

[Butterfly88]

Dust Bunny Central

Where did my appetite go?

 

[Loren]

To the moon

Where did you eat your breakfast?

 

[Butterfly88]

In bed

Where did grandma leave her hearing aid?

 

[Loren]

On the nightstand

Where did daisies grow in the 1960's?

 

[tree]

At the puppy farm where Snoopy was born.

Where did Neanderthal fashionistas display their new styles?

 

[Loren]

In a glass house, atop a bluebell knoll.

Where did the invention of ice cream, originate?

 

[BK201]

In Ancient Greece.

Where did Kim Jong Un get that haircut?

 

[Loren]

In Los Angeles. In the Post Punk district.

Where did Pee Wee Herman get those shoes?

 

[tree]

Found them under his seat at the theater.

Where did that noob get the idea she
could storm in here and troll everyone?

 

[BK201]

She stole it from me.

Where did everybody go?

 

[Butterfly88]

To a land far far away

Where did the emoticon in the previous post come from?

 

[Loren]

Umbria, Italy, where they make blueberry wine

Where did Laura Ingalls meet Almanzo Wilder?

 

[Butterfly88]

On PrairieBook, it was like FaceBook only back then it used real books instead of the internet.

Where did the idea for PrarieBook come from?

 

[tree]

Anthropologists studied neanderthal cave paintings.

Where did the Tooth Fairy get the money
to trade for each child's tooth?

 

[Loren]

From the money tree, growing in Old King Cole's garden.

Where did Peter get his wings?

 

[tree]

He waited for the bell to ring and then
snatched them before the next angel
got ahold of them.

Where did the rooster go to learn to use a trampoline?

 

[Butterfly88]

The circus

Where did tree get the idea that roosters use trampolines?