WHERE DID...

[Vinca]

From watching the many autumn leaves falling of trees.



Where did the last 5 years go?

 

[Flinty]

Officially, into history. Unofficially...

Where did all those voters come from?

 

[tree]

As implausible as it seems, each of those
voters had a mother and father. Some of
them may even have sprung from one or
more of the same predecessors.

Where did the cuckoo bird learn its song?

 

[Flinty]

As implausible as it seems, each of those
cuckoos had a mother and father. Some of
them may even have sprung from one or
more of the same predecessors.

Where did my ability to stay up past midnight go?

 

[Mia]

It happened when the discos and all night rock concerts stopped. People couldn't stay up anymore as platform shoes hurt their feet and their jeans wore out in the wrong places, their hair got tangled, they hated being dirty, and preferred clean beds in well kept homes over ashrams and communes.



Will Dorothy and Toto ever find their place beyond the rainbow?

 

[tree]

It happened when the discos and all night rock concerts stopped. People couldn't stay up anymore as platform shoes hurt their feet and their jeans wore out in the wrong places, their hair got tangled, they hated being dirty, and preferred clean beds in well kept homes over ashrams and communes.



Will Dorothy and Toto ever find their place beyond the rainbow?

Where did the "where did" part of this question go to?

 

[Flinty]

Mia's Clipboard?

Where have all the poppies gone? (OK, where did all the poppies go?)

 

[tree]

After Dorothy killed the Wicked Witch, there was no one
left to supervise the field & they failed to reseed themselves.

Where did the daylight go so fast today?

 

[Mia]

It went into a bottle with a cap, to be frozen and thawed in the spring.

Yes tree games mistress

Where did my favourite white woolly socks go, the ones with the sun on them?

 

[tree]

Your wooly socks went wherever you did,
when you were wearing them.

Where did the possum on my front porch come from last night?

 

[Flinty]

Well, since they're marsupials, IIRC, from his/her mother's pouch.

Where did the city get the idea that November is a good month to be completing road construction in?

 

[tree]

By finishing late in the year the city hopes to give the impression
that the road crews are busy working all year, but strive to provide
service in a noble & timely fashion. ("See? We got it done, just in
time.")

Where did life originate?

 

[Mia]

In a special soup in the ocean, (clam chowder possibly) on the head of a pin like creature, which may have been a mutation.

Where did the Ent wives disappear to?

 

[tree]

Tolkien said he thought they were destroyed in the War of the Last Alliance.

Where did the first murderer hide?

 

[Flinty]

No one cain ever know.

Where did Rexall suddenly come up with a full poppy box?

 

[Flinty]

They're probably getting ready to appear in Dick Tracy, just like Little Orphan Annie.

Where did someone get the idea that I live anywhere near Spalding, Saskatchewan?

 

[Flinty]

When it starts getting served at McDonald's.

Where did the "where did" go?

 

[Mia]

The where did went the way of all where did's, down a drainpipe into the ground eventually to the river and down to the lake, making its way back inside a where did cloud to go through the same process again.


Where did all the schoolmasters go, that used to drone and point at you through half glasses?

 

[Flinty]

They were pretty much extinct by the time I was a schoolboy.

Where did Billy's little dotted line go this time out?

 

[nosouvenirs]

He colored it in with a pencil.

Where did Taylor Swift write all her songs?