WHERE DID...

[Vinca]

There were a pair of ice cubes in a freezer who had been experiencing dry skin and wanted a moisturizer that was able to meet their specific needs, so the got busy brainstorming and came u pwith cream for ice, otherwise known as ice cream. Unfortunately, the pesky humans liked the taste of ice cream, so the cubes never got to use it.



Where did Santa go on Holiday last year?

 

[Myway]

To somewhere where no one would bother him. He said he was too busy.

Where did you buy your shoes?

 

[tree]

I didn't buy these shoes.
My friend gave them to me
because they didn't fit her.

Where did Popeye get his pipe?

 

[Vinca]

He was born with it.

Where did the dog hide the bone?

 

[Myway]

Under your couch so you couldn't find it and take it away.

Where did you spend this weekend?

 

[Flinty]

Right here.

Where did the dogs go after they were put out?

 

[tree]

A couple of them got a lawyer, two went
to an amateur showing of the musical "Cats," and the
rest went to therapy sessions with Cesar Milan.

Where did you find your feet this morning?

 

[Flinty]

I didn't have to look for them.

Where did the ballot boxes end up?

 

[Myway]

At the office with all the other ballot boxes.

Where did your mother find her favorite shirt?

 

[tree]

At the Junior League "New To You Shop."

Where did that guy go after I advanced him the hundred dollars?

 

[Myway]

I don't know. You might want to check that out.

Where did my friend go after she finished to me?

 

[Flinty]

I'm not sure of the initial destination, but she refuses to leave the Johnny Cash Museum now.

Where did my Halls go?

 

[tree]

They were lured away by promises made by a pack of Tic Tacs.

Where did the idea first become popular
that beans wrapped in a tortilla should
be called a burrito?

 

[Vinca]

A kid called Burrito came up with the idea of wrapping beans in a tortilla, so it is named after him.


Where did time fly to?

 

[Cosmophylla]

Out the window.

Where did the 11 ducklings and their parents go after I saw them across the creek this morning?

 

[Flinty]

They're doing a poultry version of The Last Supper.

Where did the cobblestones that made up the sidewalk go?

 

[Ste11aeres]

You ground them into the bowels of the earth with your heavy feet.

Where did my dog live before I met him?

 

[Flinty]

In his mother's uterus.

Where did the weekend go?

 

[Myron]

It was wasted on the Internet!

Where did my nephew learn those filthy words?

 

[Flinty]

From you.

Where did the Green Party get the idea of sending many glossy flyers?