WHERE DID...

[tree]

In the bushes under that package the mailman left.

Where did the sloth get her nails painted?

 

[wadorama]

At the beeeaaauuuty ssshhhop.

Where did I leave my car keys?

 

[tree]

You gave them to the sloth so she could drive to her mani-pedi appointment.

Where did you get the idea that a sloth could drive?

 

[jande107]

In the Mariana Trench.

Where did I go yesterday?

 

[wadorama]

I drive and I'm lazy, so duh.

Where did you get that awesome sense of humor?

 

[wadorama]

DOUBLE rats.

 

[tree]

"How would I know?" seems to be the answer to both questions.

Where did the city council in Melbourne get the idea to give their trees email addresses?

 

[jande107]

A small acid trip.
Where did my that sign come from?

 

[tree]

Elves cut the vinyl for your personal "my that" sign
while you were sleeping and assembled it for you
during the night. Surprise!

Where did the elves learn to use a vinyl cutter?

 

[jande107]

In Santa's workshop.
Where did my inability to type on a phone come from?

 

[tree]

It's a gift intended to open your eyes toward other forms of communication.

Where did the elves get the forms necessary to apply for
employment with Santa Claus?

 

[jande107]

From the local employment office.

Where did Santa get the idea to use elves to create all the gifts?

 

[Flinty]

From Mr. Keebler.

Where did anyone get the idea that world peace was possible?

 

[tree]

From Mr. Rogers.

Where did the Keebler bakeries get the chutzpah necessary to
take over baking Girl Scout cookies which had previously been done
by the scouts & their moms?

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

From the devil.

Where did I get that hat?

 

[Butterfly88]

From The Cat in the Hat.

Where did I leave my cellphone?

 

[Sabrina]

In Cancun, during one of those crazy tequila nigths.
Where did the nervous girl said the word ‘species’ instead of ´spices’ when she was talking to her date about the contents of her coffee?

 

[Butterfly88]

She said it while at my cousins' coffee shop.

Where did I celebrate Thanksgiving last year?

 

[Flinty]

In both Canada and the USA, so you could do it twice.

Where did my heart beat then?

 

[Sabrina]

It was beating happily inside a walk-in closet.
Where did you beam like a lighthouse?