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What's your excuse?

That was before my time, so it wasn’t me! No excuse needed.

What’s your excuse for ... getting stuck up a tree today.
 
zurb said:
That was before my time, so it wasn’t me! No excuse needed.

What’s your excuse for ... getting stuck up a tree today.
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I followed the end of the Rainbow

Why would someone think making their own hot spring in their own backyard without consulting the City prior to digging would be a good idea?
 
Cuz it is my backyard.

Why would you even think that I would want lima bean casserole for supper?
 
Because I thought you said "I like Lima beans" when you really said, "I like limes and jeans".

What makes you think I should just give my Nintendo 3DS to your kid just because you think I'm too old to be playing it?
 
All this time you thought I wanted your Nintendo 3DS for my kid?
What I meant was, would you be interested in trading the use of your Nintendo 3DS
for some time with one of my specially cute dwarf goat kids, and I didn't
want the trade to be permanent, see? Just for awhile.

Why did you break your promise to your personal trainer to exercise more last week?
 
Because of my busy schedule of sleep, snacking, and YouTube.

What is your excuse for eating the tops off of all the cupcakes?
 
To allow sufficient aeration of the middles.
Nobody want soggy cupcakes, right?

What is your excuse for being so cute?
 
My gramma's family has freckles, so that's part of it.

What is your excuse for eating those tasty leftovers in the middle of the night?
 
Some medications have unusual effects on one's appetite.

What's your excuse when a relative calls to ask why you are not at the family reunion weekend?
 
I am halfway there, I had to take the bus, and it's running late.

What's your excuse for wearing your pants inside-out?
 
But Mom, everybody I know is doing it.

What's your excuse for not helping me with the garden?
 
I'm not getting up early, I'm going to bed late.

What's your excuse for spending ridiculous amounts of time on Tik-Tok?
 
I like clocks.

What's your excuse for dancing like that out in the middle of the sidewalk?
 
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