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What's your excuse?

Because I set fire to your nose beards (and your ear beards and your toe beards, though you probably can't smell them...!)

Why, on an Italian hotel tv, are they showing eurosport in German?
 
Hitler would have wanted it that way.

Why are you so detail oriented at work, but
at home your mail stacks up for weeks and
you don't even open it?
 
Because then they would start looking, and I'd have to catch up the backlog of mail!

Why haven't you phoned me this week?
 
Because I lost my phone. (I totally did too, lol, I can never find the damn thing)

How did it get to be the sixteenth already?
 
Because it was the fifteenth yesterday.

Who gave the RV to the Day family?
 
Because I said so! That should be reason enough.

Just a general reminder of the thread concept: This isn't a question and answer session. It's an 'explain why you did ... ' session. Propose a scenario that requires an excuse - preferably humourous.

Why did you run the shower until it was cold?
 
Of all the ideas. No magic faraway tree.
Of course there is a magic faraway tree.

What do you suppose happened to that little rat
that was messing around here last week?
 
I was that little rat and turned back into a human and went on holiday to Tenerife.

Why did you not tell the postman to bring me nice letters?
 
Because I've eaten all the nutella that was supposed to last Australia 8 years.

Why has the car not been moved from outside my house for 4 months?
 
Were we supposed to put it in inside the house instead?

Why are the street cleaning trucks working so hard this week?
 
The poor things have to work hard. All that confetti from
the street party you hosted, all those smashed watermelons.
All that mess. You should pay them a little extra this time.

What's the problem with the sink, now?
 
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