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What's your excuse?

The zebra was poorly so the alligator took it to aide him.

Why does the rain tonight sound like it's dripping INSIDE my bedroom??
 
My guess is that you should get that looked at, whatever it is.

Why is work so relatively slow right now?
 
I'd really like to be able to tell you that.
My guess is it's time of year. That doesn't
say much, though, so let's focus on the important
element here----me wanting to provide useful
information to people. Or, more in keeping with
reality, let's focus on me in some indirect way,
by turning it into a game.:)

Why? I think that's enough of a question.
Classic, succinct, open to interpretation.
Just---why?
 
Because it confuses people into wondering why a game about tree exists.

Why is everyone in my department quitting or getting fired?
 
Since you put it that way, probably for
the same reason there is a difference between
a duck.

Why won't the little beast just go away
and stop stinking up the place?
 
Because I cleared out the freezer to make room for that dead beast.

Why hasn't my parcel arrived yet?
 
Because it's traveling by snail mail.

Why do birds suddenly appear, ev'ry time you are near?
 
The bear told me to respond to this question.

Why didn't you hand your homework in?
 
Because the bear told me not to.

Who is this bear and why is he now drinking MY tea?
 
Some people think it's funny;
other people think it's over;
many people never noticed.

Why did you drive your mother's car
into the reservoir?
 
It's an irrational situation.

You can figure all the stealth, healing, knowledge, & brutality aspects for your character. You can remember all the stats for the probabilities of the wolves, the trolls, and the hapless virgins getting lost in the terrifying woods of unreality. You always bring your own polyhedra dice (multiple sets) and a rolling tray so they don't bounce onto the floor or damage the table. Why don't you ever remember to check where we are actually meeting this week?
 
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'cause that's the job of my minion
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Why can I smell burning?
 
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