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What's your excuse?

Your poor excuses lamed themselves, leaping over hurdles that were too high for them, at this time.

Who are the other people?
 
That, at this time, is confidential!

So why are you playing games instead of working?
 
What makes you think I'm not working?

Why does it make you suspicious when a person answers a question
with another question?
 
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Only terrorists try to evade the question and use jedi mind tricks.

Why is there a puddle near the toilet?
 
Because the washing machine isn't working and the toilet has no spin cycle, so your shirt was still dripping when I hung it.

Why can't you do your own ironing?
 
If that was a serious question: Troubleshooting a Car That Won't Start - For Dummies
If that was a playful question: Your car won't start because you have to put the key into the ignition and turn it, which you can't do because you are indoors at the keyboard.

My excuse for providing 2 answers is, I couldn't tell whether the question was serious or playful.

What have you got done on your term project so far?
 
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Following the Zen precept "When you are done eating, wash your bowl,"
I finished eating, washed my bowl, and any dishes left must be yours.

Why did you let the grizzly bear perform CPR on
that Mountie?
 
I was scared the bear would find my intervention racist... and I wanted to record it so I could post it on YouTube.

How did you forget your wallet?
 
I didn't really forget it, so much as I just couldn't carry it with me,
since in my part of the country we use bags of salt for money, & I get tired of pushing
that wheelbarrow around every time I go out.

Why can't you go to the concert tonight?
 
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Because people look at me weird if I buy my wheelbarrow a seat, but I don't want to leave it outside incase my salt gets stolen.

Why can't we use paper for money like other countries?
 
But, it must be right.
We've always used salt.
Except for a couple of years when we tried using snow.
That didn't work out. So our grandfathers decided to go back to the wisdom of their fathers and
use salt. It's the right thing to do.

Why doesn't your wheelbarrow buy the tickets?
It's loaded, after all.
 
Obviously Rick Wiles has a privileged insight regarding the California drought:
Rick Wiles: Homosexuality And Abortion Rights Caused California Drought | Right Wing Watch
Disqus - Christian radio host explains weather: Gays and Hollywood witchcraft cause California’s drought
LISTEN NOW - Trunews: Trunews:
Any of the links above will give you reasons for the current situation.
I can't begin to pretend to be as thoroughly enlightened as Rick Wiles.

Why haven't you done your best to cleanse California of its
EVIL?:eek:
 
There should not have been any reason for it to be held up by the postal service for a month. China Post is not the most expedient in updating their delivery tracking logs. Typically, delivery should be between three and four weeks for International First Class. There could have been delays in Customs, either in China or your part of the country. A lot of items are flagged for careful scrutiny...egg rolls, won ton, mu gu gai pan...and so on. You have very little, if any, legal recourse in a circumstance of this type.

Next time DIY: 15 Popular Chinese Takeout Recipes to Make at Home . Kitchen Explorers . PBS Parents | PBS

Why didn't you take out the trash yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that?
 
That's because its only collected once a week. But I've put it out tonight - have a look.


Why are your clothes all covered in mud?
 
To disclose that information would constitute a breach of NMRO security. The most I can safely say is that when the conspiracy against the National Mud Racing Organization is revealed, the people responsible will be in deep muck.

How do you expect me to see your trash in the dark?
 
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