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What would be the strangest first sentence for a baby?

Fridgemagnetman said:
Couldn't you just talk to me like I'm a normal person?
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When I was about 12, I saw a conversation between a middle aged man (an off duty doctor) and a woman with a child of 18 -24 months in her arms. He was explaining to the woman how he had injured his arm and all the trouble he was having with it. The child pointed to the corresponding leg and remarked, "And leg?"
Without batting an eyelid he manouvered and swung the leg and said "O no, look, the leg is fine. It's just the arm that is the problem."

You don't see that very often.
 
"Maybe you should have listened when they were talking about protected sex."

Babies first thought...
"I'm gonna wait till right when she opens my diaper to do a pee fountain"
 
"Cut the chit chat, and baby cooing lady... Its annoying."

"Your gonna make me wear those stupid looking clothes?"
 
"This strudel is tepid..."
A British couple decided to adopt a German baby. They raised him for years, however they began to get worried because he never spoke, and they believed that he was mentally handicapped, going as far as to take him to therapy, which was fruitless. Then, when the child was 8 years old, he had a strudel, and said "It is a little tepid."

His parents, of course shocked that he was suddenly speaking, asked: "Wolfgang, why have you never spoken before?", to which the child replied: "Up until now, everything had been satisfactory."
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No, it isn’t an aeroplane, it’s a spoon.
A spoon upon which sits that lukewarm mush.
If it really was an aeroplane,
(1)- it wouldn’t fit in this kitchen,
(2)- you couldn’t lift it with just your fingers.
(3)- there would be something wrong about you trying to fit an aeroplane into a babies mouth
(4)- I’ve just eaten 14 mushed up passengers.
 
Streetwise said:
so what did I do being an advertisers dream ! I went to Sainsbury's website and looked for strudel forgetting it is high cholesterol and I can't eat it !so I ordered gluten-free apple crumble Yum not !
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Perhaps your new brand could be 'Yumnots'
 
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Chance said:
"Cut the chit chat, and baby cooing lady... Its annoying."

"Your gonna make me wear those stupid looking clothes?"
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You seen the late 80's "talking baby" movie Look Who's Talking with Bruce Willis as the voice of the baby? He says something similar.

Also, I hate to be pedantic but... Your equals you're.
 
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