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What would be the strangest first sentence for a baby?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Fridgemagnetman, Mar 13, 2018.

  1. Fridgemagnetman

    Fridgemagnetman I only have one V.I.P Member

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    Some of you guys may have been silent for the early years, sometimes that can mean that your first word turns into a sentence.

    What was your first sentence? OR

    What would be the strangest first sentence for a baby?
     
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  2. LucyPurrs

    LucyPurrs NT, INFJ V.I.P Member

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    "I have no idea what's happening." or "Be quiet so I can think!" (neither are mine)
     
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    Fridgemagnetman I only have one V.I.P Member

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    What system of government do you use?
     
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    Tom Well-Known Member

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    What are you doing Dave?
     
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    Mia Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    My younger sister's first sentence:

    Turn the flying saucer around and push. (At least that's what I understood, it was a little garbled and push came out as swish). She hated sliding down the hill backwards.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Progster Gone sideways to the sun V.I.P Member

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    I don't know what my first sentence was, but a good one for an aspie/autie would be: Why does your face keep changing shape?
     
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    Fridgemagnetman I only have one V.I.P Member

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    Isn't most of what you say pointless?
     
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    Progster Gone sideways to the sun V.I.P Member

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    Beam me up, Scotty.
     
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    Judge Well-Known Member

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    "Someone turn down the humidity in here!"
     
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    Hdphn33 Tamers

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    "I remember... every...thing..."
     
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    Fridgemagnetman I only have one V.I.P Member

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    I am Hitler.
     
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    My first word was a sentence: "I dropped it!" (apparently referring to a red ball which I had thrown at my sister)
     
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    I was Hitler.
     
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    Either could be dangerous as a first sentence. :p
     
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    Bolletje Potato chip wizard

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    I’m selling these fine leather jackets
     
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    First words: 'Go outside.'
     
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    Dad, those plaid swimming trunks are twenty years old.:)
     
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    Bolletje Potato chip wizard

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    I’m so over this.
     
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    "I was made how !!????"


    "Are you sure we're related?"


    "I know what your innards look like, it was a very nice uterus, thank you"
     
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    Chance "all who wander are not lost" - Tolkien V.I.P Member

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    "Sorry but I think I have the wrong family?"
     
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