What Would Batman Sing At Karaoke?

[Mr. Stevens]

What if Batman lost his parents, was inspired to fight crime, but cursed with a very high voice? That might actually make him more lethal. It would throw people off. That's a movie I would see. Batman: Tenor in the Dark.

 

[Forest Cat]

This would also be a good song for Batman I think. He would have the right intensity for it.

 

[Rodafina]

This would also be a good song for Batman I think. He would have the right intensity for it.

 

[Mr. Stevens]

This would also be a good song for Batman I think. He would have the right intensity for it.

For some reason this reminded of me "In the Summertime" by Mungo Jerry. I don't think Batman would survive that. It's his kryptonite, but for legal reasons they can't mention it.

 

[Nervous Rex]

Perhaps this is more to Batman's liking.

 

[Mr. Stevens]

It's impossible to scowl while singing this.

 

[Crossbreed]

It's impossible to scowl while singing this.

That seems more like Aquaman.

 

[Rodafina]

It's impossible to scowl while singing this.

Someone has a different opinion here…

 

[Luca]

Perhaps someone could persuade him to try one of these... I think Batman has the perfect voice for the male vocals in these songs lol

Even funnier because I did not understand the implications of these songs as a child and they're much more hilarious now...

 

[Forest Cat]

How about that song "Don't Worry Be happy". I would pay to see and hear Batman sing that in a karaoke bar.

 

[Luca]

How about that song "Don't Worry Be happy". I would pay to see and hear Batman sing that in a karaoke bar.

If Batman is happy, is he still Batman?

 

[Mr. Stevens]

Perhaps someone could persuade him to try one of these... I think Batman has the perfect voice for the male vocals in these songs lol

Even funnier because I did not understand the implications of these songs as a child and they're much more hilarious now...

Luca, if you're saying Robin would sing the lead vocal in "Barbie Girl" and Batman would sing the guy's part, then you are a hero. I will leave this thread to you after I die. You know how to run things.

Speaking of Tarzan, Robin needs another showcase:

 

[Luca]

Luca, if you're saying Robin would sing the lead vocal in "Barbie Girl" and Batman would sing the guy's part, then you are a hero. I will leave this thread to you after I die. You know how to run things.

Speaking of Tarzan, Robin needs another showcase:

I mean, Robin wears just as much spandex as Barbie, so consider it done lol

This could also be a duet:

 

[Mr. Stevens]

^ That is amazing! You're two steps ahead of me.

 

[Mr. Stevens]

Once Batman meets Maslow's hierarchy of needs, and self-actualizes, I think we'll get this:

 

[Luca]

Once Batman meets Maslow's hierarchy of needs, and self-actualizes, I think we'll get this:

I used to have a CD with this song, "The Greatest Dancer" by Sister Sledge, and "Ring My Bell" by Anita Ward, on it. It annoyed my mom so much that it mysteriously "went missing" from her car one day...

 

[Mr. Stevens]

Psycho! I love "Ring My Bell."

 

[AGXStarseed]

Miracle of Sound - "I Am The Night"

 

[Judge]

Then again maybe Batman could do more justice to "Wooly Bully" than Sam The Sham and the Pharoahs.

Just a thought...lol. One, two, tres cuatro!

 

[Rodafina]

If Batman is happy, is he still Batman?
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That would never happen. Batman breathes depression.