What Would Batman Sing At Karaoke?

[Forest Cat]

That would never happen. Batman breathes depression.

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Hm.. you know what, I think Batman is on the roids. He's 83 now, no way does an 83 year old have muscles like that without roids. And depression and roid rage.. the signs are there.

 

[Judge]

That would never happen. Batman breathes depression.

Aha! Then I've got the perfect song then for Batman.

Bruce Wayne: The Last Emperor ?

 

[Rodafina]

 

[Judge]

Move over Right Said Fred. Batman is in the house!

"I'm too sexy for my tights, too sexy for my tights...I just wanna fight!"

 

[Judge]

Then again maybe Batman is simply irresistible. But replace the Robert Palmer girls with Cat Women.

 

[Judge]

King Tut: Ok Batman, let's see you walk like an Egyptian.
Batman: "You're on. Ohhhwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay-oh"

 

[Judge]

Why not? After all, Batman wears go-go boots. Bye-bye Belinda!

 

[Rodafina]

 

[Judge]

Batman Goes To Bangkok....

 

[Judge]

Batman Takes The Night Off....to have fun tonight!

 

[Judge]

Definitely Batman....lol.

 

[Judge]

Batman Whipping Crime

 

[Judge]

Gotham Fires Batman

 

[Rodafina]

 

[Mr. Stevens]

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It's Batman: Careless Whisper!

 

[Mr. Stevens]

Zoom, zoom...

 

[Luca]

Definitely Batman....lol.

Every time I hear this song, I think of my best friend’s dog, Huey (who is actually Enzo’s cousin) because my dad has (annoyingly) nicknamed the dog “Huey Lewis and the News”

The real reason his name is Huey is because he looks mopey and droopy and the name just fits.
His happysad face gives Enzo a run for his money lol

Spoiler: “Woe is me :( “

 

[Forest Cat]

I want to hear Batman do some Elvis songs. I think he would be a good Elvis impersonator.

 

[Mr. Stevens]

"Once I was afraid, I was petrified
But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong
And I grew strong
And I learned how to get along
And so you're back"

 

[Rodafina]