What Would Batman Sing At Karaoke?

[Rodafina]

There will be vengeance for this thread.

 

[Mr. Stevens]

^ Living well is the best revenge! It's time to stop dressing up and beating people. Batman must practice self-care. He will talk about bat-compassion and bat-healing.

 

[Rodafina]

^ Living well is the best revenge! It's time to stop dressing up and beating people. Batman must practice self-care. He will talk about bat-compassion and bat-healing.

Now Batafina is enraged, too.

 

[Storm Hess]

Down Under

 

[Luca]

 

[Nervous Rex]

Looks like he would sing, "Am I Blue?"

 

[WildCat]

Question should have been, "what would Bruce Wayne sing at karaoke?". To answer that...well, I honestly don't know?

Batman, THE Batman, doing karaoke? With a harsh, raspy voice? Sorry, I can't wrap my mind around that. Is that a part of his arsenal now, singing his enemies into a coma?

 

[Kisa the tea]

I have consulted with my uncle. He agrees that batman would not sing.

 

[Judge]

Robin: "But Batman! Batman! They're wolves and we're bats!"
Batman: "Put a sock in it, Robin. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooo!"

 

[Mr. Stevens]

Question should have been, "what would Bruce Wayne sing at karaoke?". To answer that...well, I honestly don't know?

Batman, THE Batman, doing karaoke? With a harsh, raspy voice? Sorry, I can't wrap my mind around that. Is that a part of his arsenal now, singing his enemies into a coma?

Lol, well that's the whole point: how awkward and funny it would be to see Batman sing. Whatever voice you imagine. Bruce Wayne is the least interesting alter ego in comic history. Clark Kent is at least funny in an awkward way. Peter Parker is funny and cool in his own way. How many fans really want to see Bruce Wayne?

 

[Forest Cat]

I would like to hear Batman sing this.

 

[Rodafina]

Ruminating about revenge.

 

[Aspychata]

After hitting the bat juice. Somebody call Uber.

 

[Mr. Stevens]

I don't know, Rodafina. I have a feeling he'll cave once he gets a Caramel Appletini (his favorite drink). Then, tonight, in the Batman Karaoke Room (at Arkham Asylum)...

"All alone, I have cried
Silent tears full of pride
In a world made of steel
Made of stone"

 

[Mr. Stevens]

After hitting the bat juice. Somebody call Uber.

We think alike, Aspychata

 

[Crossbreed]

Batman, THE Batman, doing karaoke? With a harsh, raspy voice? Sorry, I can't wrap my mind around that.

Harsh, raspy voice? If Robin joined him,...

Gimme Dat Ding, The Pipkins (1970)

 

[Mr. Stevens]

^ YESSSS!!! If this was the theme song, I'd watch Batman every day.

 

[Mr. Stevens]

Maybe Batman would troll us, and choose an instrumental for karaoke. Doing some Pee-Wee Herman dances?

 

[Aspychata]

Maybe batman sounds like the wolfman

 

[Forest Cat]

This would be a great song for Batman.