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The last thing that made you laugh

As I was led to a room at the eye doctors, I was immediately offered a stuffed monkey to hold and asked what grade I was in.

I was in a room with monkeys hanging from the air vents, a jungle theme painted on the walls. All the tools and tests used on me had animal characters on them. I don't think the lady noticed that my form said I was 21.
 
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GrownupGirl said:
I don't know why exactly but the euphemisms they have for certain products at the grocery store make me snicker. Like "bathroom tissue" instead of toilet paper. Who in this day and age calls it bathroom tissue? Are there really people out there still offended by the world toilet? And "sanitary napkins" sounds too much like the napkins you use when you're eating.
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Like when I'd ride the bike path and there's this plate in the sidewalk that says "Sanitary Sewer". Isn't that an oxymoron?
 
What would you think if you reached into your box of Wheat Thins and pulled out this? This happened just yesterday. It's actually a wad of dough but it sure made me think of something else.

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tlc said:
Like when I'd ride the bike path and there's this plate in the sidewalk that says "Sanitary Sewer". Isn't that an oxymoron?
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It’s strange but what it could be referring to is a sewer as a storm drain instead of used for human waste ,you obviously don’t know a lot about certain forms of English ,I got used !!!to it because my mother was a solicitor !and you have to Learn legalese !when I think about it I lose the will to live!
 
Streetwise said:
you obviously don’t know a lot about certain forms of English ,I got used !!!to it because my mother was a solicitor !and you have to Learn legalese !when I think about it I lose the will to live!
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You're right I'm not very worldly wise. But I'm ok with that.
 
I had kind of a chuckle with my mom earlier because I called her on the phone, but just as she answered I started to feel a big sneeze coming on, and instead of saying "Hi mom", I was trying to tell her, "Just a sec... I need to..." before finally sneezing. And it was a big one.:blush:
 
Looking at images of toys by Obvious Plant. Their items are more than just a little.... unusual.:hushed:
Like an action figure of "Covered in Spiders, Man". and a package of small plastic skulls called "The Skulls of Your Enemies".
 
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