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The last thing that made you laugh

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by . . ., Aug 25, 2011.

  1. Creep

    Creep Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

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    Being caught flipping the bird from another room, from another human.
    Oops.
     
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    GrownupGirl Tempermental Artist

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    I don't know why exactly but the euphemisms they have for certain products at the grocery store make me snicker. Like "bathroom tissue" instead of toilet paper. Who in this day and age calls it bathroom tissue? Are there really people out there still offended by the world toilet? And "sanitary napkins" sounds too much like the napkins you use when you're eating.
     
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  3. Creep

    Creep Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

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    A letter inviting my whole family to an event, including my grandchildren. I don’t have grandchildren. THAT I KNOW OF.:D
     
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    Wolf Prince My future job title.

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    Some body spelling tacos wrong. Called them tacatos.
     
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    :laughing: That reminds me I've heard many times people say 'tofood' instead of 'tofu'.
     
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    Gracey Well-Known Member

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    The raw honesty in the observations of the very young.
     
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    puzzlingbill Definitely Someone

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    Those are so funny. We used to live near a great Chinese restaurant that had "sherdert" on the dessert menu.
     
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    Creep Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

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    By myself & doing an Urkel impersonation. DID I DO THAT?
     
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    AGXStarseed Well-Known Member

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  10. Creep

    Creep Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

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    Spraying the dog with water in his butthole when he barked. He stopped immediately & looked at me. What happened?
     
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    Fridgemagnetman I only have one V.I.P Member

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    Bob Mortimer clips in YouTube on 'would I lie to you?'
     
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    Gracey Well-Known Member

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    grandson hiding in the house to jump out and ambush me.

    Spidey senses pinpointed his location.
    I played along and jumped in alarm anyway.

    He laughed like a drain.
    The laugh was infectious.
     
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  13. Creep

    Creep Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

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    Sitting under a tree this morning and a bird crapped on my arm.
     
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    Wolf Prince My future job title.

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    Mispronouncung Tennessee several times alone.
     
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    This modified animated gif of "Dark Rey" from the upcoming Star Wars film, "The Rise of Skywalker".

    [​IMG]
     
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    Creep Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

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    Talking through my makeshift beard.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Alan Carr on a Roller-Coaster



    Just off topic, does anyone think Alan Carr would be the perfect voice for Skeleton if they brought SuperTed back?

     
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    As I was led to a room at the eye doctors, I was immediately offered a stuffed monkey to hold and asked what grade I was in.

    I was in a room with monkeys hanging from the air vents, a jungle theme painted on the walls. All the tools and tests used on me had animal characters on them. I don't think the lady noticed that my form said I was 21.
     
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