Taking Over The World... I Need...

[Gomendosi]

It's the same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!

So just for arguments sake, like, just suppose, you know, for the fun of it, not because I would or anything like that, but if I was planning to take over the world (which I'm really not), what things would I need.

I need one [1] thing at a time from each person as I cannot write these down that fast, yes I am taking notes but just for fun as I said, so one [1] thing from each person at a time and you can suggest the items use if it isn't self explanatory!

Who knows, I may end up giving you an island when the time comes, I mean in theory of course, just for a laugh like...

 

[Christy]

A first aid kit... Because you shouldn't travel without one.

 

[anne.bc]

Private jet with an open bar. lol Or is that two things? :laugh:

 

[Chopstick]

You will need expendable minions to do the dirty work.

 

[Ste11aeres]

Ummm, the obvious. Lots and lots of money.

 

[MoCoffee]

Every megalomaniac needs a trusted (or cowed) second in command.

:throwball:

 

[Judge]

Every megalomaniac needs a trusted (or cowed) second in command.

:throwball:

Yep..and there's a job opening along those lines in North Korea.

Timely given Kim Jong Un just got rid of his number two, who was also his uncle. Apparently he was neither trusted or cowed.

 

[Soup]

Duct tape & WD40 & super glue!

 

[Sparticus]

The book "Art of War" :ninja2:

 

[Gomendosi]

Stinking badgers!
But before you say "badgers, we dont need no stinking badgers", nothing instills fear in large groups of authority figures who have invaded your inner sanctum quite like seeing your goons with stinking badgers pinned to their chests... oh wait, that might be badges, sorry!

 

[Sparticus]

PIZZA! Everyone loves pizza... :bounce::idea::skip:

 

[Gomendosi]

Giant cojones and a swarthy moustache if you are a bloke!
or,
Mesmerizing eyes and probably a whip if you are a sheila!
or,
Some sort of ray gun and the worlds cutest scowl if you are an eccentric baby genius!

 

[Sparticus]

Mead or grog! layfull: :bruised:

 

[MoCoffee]

Mead or grog! layfull: :bruised:

Have you ever tasted mead? Go for the grog instead! lol

 

[bdatria]

A maniacal laugh.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Gomendosi]

Veritable warehouses full of ice cream so I can reward the troops when they've been behaving ; ]

 

[Tarragon]

The book "Art of War" :ninja2:

Add to that the Tao Te Ching :balanced:

 

[Vanilla]

A fluffy, white cat to stroke, while you sit in your high back chair, and address captured enemies

 

[Billl]

You would need: Capacity

If someone has a particular Capacity to do something, they have the qualities required to do it. Capacity is a more formal word than ability.

 

[Tarragon]

You would need: Capacity

If someone has a particular Capacity to do something, they have the qualities required to do it. Capacity is a more formal word than ability.

add to that, you'd probably need your own private power station to charge up your super-weapon to ... capacity!