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Share good puns and jokes.

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A group of chess enthusiasts are on their way to a tournament when they decide to find a hotel to stop at for the evening and night. They all get checked in but, seeing as it's still relatively early, they decide to hang out in the hotel lobby for a bit before heading out to eat dinner. They're all having a good time, talking about other tournaments they've been to, how many they've won, opponents they've faced, and all just the usual things you'd expect chess enthusiasts to talk about.

After about an hour, the hotel manager comes out of his office and tells them that he's sorry, but they're going to have to leave the lobby. When they ask him why, he says 'I just can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.'
 
A woman has twins but decides to give them up for adoption, as she isn't financially in a position to raise one child, let alone two. One of the twins is adopted by a family in Mexico and is named Juan and the other is adopted by an Egyptian family and they name him Jamal.

Years later, Juan gets into contact with his birth mother and sends her a letter with a photo of himself. The woman is touched but tells her husband, I wish I had a photo of my other child too.'

And the husband turns to his wife and says, 'But they're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal!'
 
I like the irony that most everyone who's ever told themselves or rather told someone else that they're "too old for bedtime stories" ...I bet they fall asleep watching podcasts.

I wonder the likelihood that at least one person who was part of building the very first pyramids stopped to wonder... is this some kind of a scheme?
 
Mick went to Paddy's house and was disgusted at how messy and dirty it was.
"You sure do live in a state," he said.
"No I don't, I live in Ireland," replied Paddy.
 
Mick was such a big loser that when he went in for a competition to see who was the biggest loser, he came second.
 
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Neurologist."
"Neurologist who?"
"Neurologist a bunch of crazies...!"
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