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"Transported to a surreal landscape, a girl kills the first woman she meets. Then she teams up with three strangers to kill again. 'The Wizard of Oz,' "
(You cannot have a tornado without "spin." ;))
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I was talking to my partner today about how she was feeling depressed, and how it had been like a roller coaster. "I am depressed, I'm not depressed, I am depressed, I'm not depressed..." I likened her speech pattern more to the Little Engine That Could; in other words: A Lack-O-Motive (Locomotive + Lack of Motivation)

PS A Lack-O-Motive is also a train without any concrete connection to a homicide.
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