Share good puns and jokes.

[Kemetic]

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[Luca]

This was actually me lol…
“Speak better English” is obviously a joke between me and this particular friend who I am very sarcastic with, I would never seriously say that to someone. They were a victim of autocorrect here.

 

[maycontainthunder]

 

[maycontainthunder]

 

[Crossbreed]

Q: What nationality is Santa Claus...?

Spoiler: Answer

A: North Polish!

 

[Outdated]

Q: What nationality is Santa...?

side note - I'm used to using that name when talking to people on the net but we still call him Father Christmas here.

 

[Angular Chap]

Advent calendars are getting harder and harder to find. Looks like their days are numbered.

 

[Mr Alligator]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[tree]

 

[Crossbreed]

Is this an audience, or a [Mesozoic] mosaic...?

 

[Shevek]

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OK, I give up. What rhymes with smurf? Or did I miss that too?

 

[Metalhead]

OK, I give up. What rhymes with smurf? Or did I miss that too?

Smurf on a TERF.

 

[Shevek]

Smurf on a TERF.

Smurf on a TERF.

Well, at least that got me to where I could look it up, but I still have no idea how to recognize one.

 

[Luca]

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I actually considered posting this the other day lol…

 

[Luca]

 

[Shevek]

 

[Angular Chap]

Just heard that Sasquatch was caught mining Bitcoin. So that's why they call it cryptozoology.

 

[Stuttermabolur]

Courtesy of Australian Broadcasting Corporation offices.​

 

[Shevek]

This also happened in Oz. Elsewhere, one motorcycle jumps over many busses.