Share good puns and jokes.

[cornman]

 

[Luca]

 

[maycontainthunder]

 

[Luca]

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Ewwww!!!
I do occasionally like hard-boiled eggs but that would definitely make me fart all day.

 

[Streetwise]

Ewwww!!!
I do occasionally like hard-boiled eggs but that would definitely make me fart all day.

Buy beans without a skin on(or take the skin off before eating ) and youre right one egg(its a purine like salmon and cheese too much cholesterol and the wrong sulphur) a week as youre not a carnivore

 

[Luca]

 

[cornman]

 

[Luca]

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I actually cannot stop laughing at this
Thank you lol

 

[Luca]

I didn’t even realize what the original image was referencing lol… apparently it was a “Pokemon” that someone made up. I was never interested in Pokemon or any video games so I wouldn’t know lol.
I just thought it was “punny.”
There was another one that was hilarious but it’s kinda NSFW.

 

[cornman]

 

[cornman]

that one came out kinda creepy...........oh well

 

[maycontainthunder]

 

[Streetwise]

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Poor hairy spider :[

 

[Storm Hess]

 

[Storm Hess]

 

[Storm Hess]

 

[Storm Hess]

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

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This is how I feel about Animal Crossing New Horizons ever since that update that allows Villagers to show up at your house uninvited and then let themselves in. It happened to me several times as I just entered my house to decorate it with a new item that I got for a room’s theme and then they come barging in and make me unable to do what I wanted until I have to leave the house to force them to leave!

 

[Storm Hess]

 

[Storm Hess]