Puns

[FreeDiver]

 

[Crossbreed]

Are Dad jokes considered to be "Pop corn...?"

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[tree]

 

[Crossbreed]

Hand-Me-Downs...?​

A valet worked for a rich Texan.
Whenever the boss had damage to his clothes --no matter how small-- he would hand them down to his servant.
One day, he came home with a small, but stubborn stain in his trousers.
Valet: I have tried everything, but I cannot get that stain out!
Tex: Have you tried baking soda?
Valet: Yes.
Tex: Have you tried ginger ale??
Valet: Yes.
Tex: Have you tried ammonia???
Valet: No, but I'm sure they'll fit...

 

[Metalhead]

 

[AGXStarseed]

Hand-Me-Downs...?​

A valet worked for a rich Texan.
Whenever the boss had damage to his clothes --no matter how small-- he would hand them down to his servant.
One day, he came home with a small, but stubborn stain in his trousers.
Valet: I have tried everything, but I cannot get that stain out!
Tex: Have you tried baking soda?
Valet: Yes.
Tex: Have you tried ginger ale??
Valet: Yes.
Tex: Have you tried ammonia???
Valet: No, but I'm sure they'll fit...

I don't get that one; anyone care to explain?

 

[Crossbreed]

I don't get that one; anyone care to explain?

Have you tried ammonia? (with a bit of a Texas accent)

sounds like

Have you tried 'em on ya? [< Have you tried them on (yourself)?]

 

[AGXStarseed]

Have you tried ammonia? (with a bit of a Texas accent)

sounds like

Have you tried 'em on ya? [< Have you tried them on (yourself)?]

Ah, I didn't take the accent into account. It makes more sense now.

 

[GrownupGirl]

 

[tree]

 

[GrownupGirl]

 

[Crossbreed]

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Two frogs were sitting on a log, feeding on passing insects.
One remarked to the other,

"Time's sure fun when your having flies!"

 

[Metalhead]

 

[tree]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Crossbreed]

(So much for it being a "straight" road...)
Isn't everybody in Oz supposed to be "over" the rainbow??

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]