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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Sapphire K, May 17, 2019.

  1. FreeDiver

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    Are Dad jokes considered to be "Pop corn...?"
     
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    Hand-Me-Downs...?
    A valet worked for a rich Texan.
    Whenever the boss had damage to his clothes --no matter how small-- he would hand them down to his servant.
    One day, he came home with a small, but stubborn stain in his trousers.
    Valet: I have tried everything, but I cannot get that stain out!
    Tex: Have you tried baking soda?
    Valet: Yes.
    Tex: Have you tried ginger ale??
    Valet: Yes.
    Tex: Have you tried ammonia???
    Valet: No, but I'm sure they'll fit...
     
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    I don't get that one; anyone care to explain?
     
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    Have you tried ammonia? (with a bit of a Texas accent)

    sounds like

    Have you tried 'em on ya? [< Have you tried them on (yourself)?] ;)
     
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    Ah, I didn't take the accent into account. It makes more sense now. :)
     
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    :frogface: :frogface:
    Two frogs were sitting on a log, feeding on passing insects.
    One remarked to the other,
    "Time's sure fun when your having flies!" [​IMG]
     
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    [​IMG] (So much for it being a "straight" road...)
    Isn't everybody in Oz supposed to be "over" the rainbow?? [​IMG]
     
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