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Puns

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Hand-Me-Downs...?​
A valet worked for a rich Texan.
Whenever the boss had damage to his clothes --no matter how small-- he would hand them down to his servant.
One day, he came home with a small, but stubborn stain in his trousers.
Valet: I have tried everything, but I cannot get that stain out!
Tex: Have you tried baking soda?
Valet: Yes.
Tex: Have you tried ginger ale??
Valet: Yes.
Tex: Have you tried ammonia???
Valet: No, but I'm sure they'll fit...
 
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Crossbreed said:
Hand-Me-Downs...?​
A valet worked for a rich Texan.
Whenever the boss had damage to his clothes --no matter how small-- he would hand them down to his servant.
One day, he came home with a small, but stubborn stain in his trousers.
Valet: I have tried everything, but I cannot get that stain out!
Tex: Have you tried baking soda?
Valet: Yes.
Tex: Have you tried ginger ale??
Valet: Yes.
Tex: Have you tried ammonia???
Valet: No, but I'm sure they'll fit...
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I don't get that one; anyone care to explain?
 
:frogface: :frogface:​
Two frogs were sitting on a log, feeding on passing insects.
One remarked to the other,
"Time's sure fun when your having flies!"
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(So much for it being a "straight" road...)
Isn't everybody in Oz supposed to be "over" the rainbow??
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