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When you're at the airport, you're told that liquids over 100ml must be put in your checked baggage.

But can it be checked baggage itself?

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This is particularly funny to me, a can of Emu Export at Perth Airport.

 

[Catwoman]

 

[maycontainthunder]

I appear to be a toxic gas.

 

[Catwoman]

 

[Shevek]

Before I knew where to re-post it, I saw an ad for a titanium hammer. Maybe it is only hilarious to a metallurgist, but trust me, it is more expensive and worse than steel for that job.

 

[Mr. Stevens]

They were made labor animals by the Keebler elves.

 

[maycontainthunder]

 

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[Catwoman]

 

[Forest Cat]

This is an oxidised bismuth crystal hopper. It looks a little unusual for a metal.

 

[Shevek]

About forty years ago, a young englishwoman named Cary rode one of the first velomobiles across the USA. Called a Windcheetah, it looked like a big yellow jelly bean, with the rider's head sticking out. She got as far as Spokane, Washington, and wanted to find the youth hostel there. A bit lost, she saw a Police car parked across the road, so she pulled over opposite and called "Excuse me?" It turned out that the officer had not had his head down to write on his clipboard; he had been wondering if he should go back to the station and find out what was going on with his dispatcher. He'd just gotten a call to all cars to be on the lookout for a little yellow UFO running around on the streets.

 

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[Shevek]

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

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No. That’s NYC Barbie. San Francisco Barbie would have hiking boots, a crew cut, tattoos, tight jeans, tank top, a nose ring, and twenty piercings in one ear alone while the other has ten.

 

[Shevek]

Houston Barbie?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

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Houston Barbie?

Nope! That’s Milwaukee Barbie! Can’t you just hear the Midwest accent?

 

[Shevek]

A small party was trekking through the jungle, and one day it had rained so much that they couldn't start a fire to protect them from a Tiger attack that night. The cat person realized that a Tiger would not just run in, it would stalk first. There were a few bushes that would provide cover for a large cat to use. So, behind those bushes, he put some sheets of fly paper. In the morning, some were gone.

 

[Catwoman]