Post something Weird or Random

[maycontainthunder]

Dog V4 on the day we got him home. Scared and confused. He would not put his toy down for a moment.

 

[Forest Cat]

Well, she was a princess. Princesses need butlers just like dogs need water!

Now that I think about it, I may have spoiled her... She had her own couch in the livingroom that was just hers. With stairs, I used an old ironing board and built stairs up to the couch so she didn't have to jump. And she had satin duvet and pillow case covers on her bed...

 

[Rodafina]

I may have spoiled her..

It does seem that is a plausible possibility.

 

[Streetwise]

 

[maycontainthunder]

 

[maycontainthunder]

 

[Outdated]

Outback pub's emus turn up again after lifetime ban — and they've brought reinforcements

A pair of celebrity emus that vanished after being banned from an outback pub for bad behaviour have been rediscovered — and they have multiplied.

www.abc.net.au

 

[Forest Cat]

Outback pub's emus turn up again after lifetime ban — and they've brought reinforcements

A pair of celebrity emus that vanished after being banned from an outback pub for bad behaviour have been rediscovered — and they have multiplied.

www.abc.net.au

Only in Australia. Emus banned from a pub for bad behaviour could only happen there.

 

[Outdated]

Many years ago there was a bloke living in Humpty Doo in the Northern Territory that had a pet olive python 5 metres long. When tourists came through he'd take the python to the pub and just quietly drop it on the floor.

One day it brushed against an old lady's leg and she freaked, she smacked it in the face with her handbag. The poor snake took off, up and over the bar in panic. It smashed dozens of glasses and knocked a whole heap of spirits bottles off the shelves, thousands of dollars damage. Mundi and his snake got banned too.

 

[Luca]

Finally, I’m brave enough to post a video where you can see my face…
… with my light-up kitty ear headphones and unicorn mug…
“Yes, hi, I am an actual adult!”

Here it is in color:

By the way, my shirt says “Life goal: pet all the dogs”

Also, I got stiletto nails today… you would not believe how quickly I took them off!
Holy crap, these things are uncomfortable!

 

[Forest Cat]

Many years ago there was a bloke living in Humpty Doo in the Northern Territory that had a pet olive python 5 metres long. When tourists came through he'd take the python to the pub and just quietly drop it on the floor.

One day it brushed against an old lady's leg and she freaked, she smacked it in the face with her handbag. The poor snake took off, up and over the bar in panic. It smashed dozens of glasses and knocked a whole heap of spirits bottles off the shelves, thousands of dollars damage. Mundi and his snake got banned too.

Living in Humpty Doo with a 5 meter long pet python. Only in Australia.

 

[Slime_Punk]

 

[Forest Cat]

 

[maycontainthunder]

You have to wonder why the boneless distinction was put on the label.

 

[Nitro]

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You have to wonder why the boneless distinction was put on the label.

I think the most important question hasn't been addressed.
Are they gluten free?

 

[Mr. Stevens]

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You have to wonder why the boneless distinction was put on the label.

At least you know what you're paying for. My grocery store would never do that for me.

 

[Nitro]

 

[Luca]

I saw this in a documentary about Sweden!

 

[Luca]

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You have to wonder why the boneless distinction was put on the label.

I would be very concerned if there were bones in the bananas lol, they’re bananas…
I’m waiting for them to advertise boneless veggie burgers

 

[Rodafina]