OK, this is a reason why I should die right here.

[Metalhead]

So I called 988. I agreed to hand over the rest of this bottle of Buffalo Trace to a friend who is not an alcoholic. He is on his way here now to pick it up.

I still feel like a failure in life. But I won’t jump in front of any trains this weekend.

 

[Rodafina]

So I called 988. I agreed to hand over the rest of this bottle of Buffalo Trace to a friend who is not an alcoholic. He is on his way here now to pick it up.

I still feel like a failure in life. But I won’t jump in front of any trains this weekend.

Thanks for telling us this, Metalhead. Two really smart moves.

I hope you can feel the care and concern of folks here and that it helps you feel valued. It seems like you have people in your corner even though we are far away.

 

[FayetheADHDsquirrel]

So I called 988. I agreed to hand over the rest of this bottle of Buffalo Trace to a friend who is not an alcoholic. He is on his way here now to pick it up.

I still feel like a failure in life. But I won’t jump in front of any trains this weekend.

I am relieved to hear that and am sure that many others here on the forum are as well.

 

[Masked Man]

So I called 988. I agreed to hand over the rest of this bottle of Buffalo Trace to a friend who is not an alcoholic. He is on his way here now to pick it up.

I still feel like a failure in life. But I won’t jump in front of any trains this weekend.

You asked for help. That alone makes you not a failure.

 

[Metalhead]

It would be great if I could fall asleep and not wake up ever again.

 

[FayetheADHDsquirrel]

I hope you are feeling better when you wake up.

 

[Metalhead]

Earlier today, I had half a fifth of bourbon on an empty stomach. I just now am preparing some food for myself.

 

[FayetheADHDsquirrel]

Maybe the food will help you feel better.

 

[Metalhead]

Maybe the food will help you feel better.

I honestly should be consuming nothing but tap water. I’m a fatass loser.

 

[FayetheADHDsquirrel]

Have you considered that you could have a thyroid condition?

 

[Metalhead]

Have you considered that you could have a thyroid condition?

I do have a genetic thyroid disorder. There’s no excuse for me being over 300lbs, though. I am morbidly obese. I look in the mirror and all I see is fat.

 

[Jonn]

Fasting is a great way to lose weight quickly and safely.
I recommend the 5x2 diet.

 

[Judge]

I was just reprimanded, but I already am on probation at this job.

You should consider the possibility that your boss may have had no choice but to address this directly at you given the HR person got involved.

She yelled at you....yet she didn't fire you. Chastisement for appearance's sake...and not at the expense of your job. The people I worked for over the years wouldn't have said something like that unless it was to show me the door.

 

[Metalhead]

You should consider the possibility that your boss may have had no choice but to address this directly at you given the HR person got involved.

She yelled at you....yet she didn't fire you. Chastisement for appearance's sake...and not at the expense of your job. The people I worked for over the years wouldn't have said something like that unless it was to show me the door.

If I had any intelligence, this would have never happened.

 

[Judge]

If I had any intelligence, this would have never happened.

Use it as a lesson in life. Take them seriously though....and try not to mess up any time soon.

But right now it sounds like you need to ease up on yourself....and maintain some serious perspective that you still have a job. Start thinking about what you can do to increase your focus....so you don't make mistakes like that again.

 

[Metalhead]

Use it as a lesson in life. Take them seriously though....and try not to mess up any time soon.

But right now it sounds like you need to ease up on yourself....and maintain some serious perspective that you still have a job. Start thinking about what you can do to increase your focus....so you don't make mistakes like that again.

If I died, I would never make another mistake ever again.

 

[Judge]

If I died, I would never make another mistake ever again.

You will in your next life. The whole point of reincarnation. To learn from your mistakes. But with each life comes new challenges...and more mistakes.

 

[Metalhead]

You will in your next life. The whole point of reincarnation. To learn from your mistakes. But with each life comes new challenges...and more mistakes.

In this life, my body is worth more as fertilizer at a cemetery than it currently is worth.

 

[Metalhead]

I know I would have been worth more to my family if I was a miscarriage. They would have milked that for as much as they could. But I was born, and I annoyed the hell out of everybody around me throughout my entire life.

 

[Metalhead]

I return to the office on Monday. I would rather commit harakiri than show my face there again.