MUTATION

[sidd851]

Prehensile sixth finger

Pro: You can stir peoples' drinks for them while you are pouring them.
Con: The quirky allure of this ability fails to enthuse them.

Gecko grip hands and feet

 

[Thinx]

Gecko grip hands and feet

Pro: You can climb up vertical surfaces without ropes ladders or harnesses this would help with exterior house repairs and decoration or doing stunts potentially

Con: you may not have a head for heights and freeze high up on the wall requiring the fire service to get you down. They charge for that.



A brain extension that makes you a mind reader

 

[sidd851]

A brain extension that makes you a mind reader

Pro: You are now able to navigate social functions with relative ease and suaveness
Con: You just can't seem to find a poker game anymore

You can go back 10 seconds in time, and retain your awareness of having done so.

 

[Thinx]

You can go back 10 seconds in time, and retain your awareness of having done so.

Pro: You can avoid saying some stupid stuff that just came out of your mouth without you thinking it through.

Con: 10 seconds isn't long enough to cover some of the more lengthy stupid stuff, darn it...

You can get TV reception direct through antennae and play the programme inside your head like it's really happening

 

[sidd851]

You can get TV reception direct through antennae and play the programme inside your head like it's really happening

Pro: You can play cockpit-forward footage from a combat helicopter, and get a rush while riding your motorcycle
Con: You have to cut holes in your $180 helmet

You can make mushrooms grow, immediately, on any surface.

 

[Thinx]

You can make mushrooms grow, immediately, on any surface.

Pro You can make good earnings as a mushroom farmer whilst utilising blank wallspace throughout your home and beyond

Con I'm just not seeing a downside here

You grow wings and can fly

 

[FreeDiver]

You grow wings and can fly

Pro: you can easily go from place to place and have a great view of it as well.
Con: If you break a wing like your arm. You'll come crashing down to the ground.

Having hands and feet with an adhesive surface.

 

[sidd851]

Having hands and feet with an adhesive surface.

Having hands and feet with an adhesive surface.
Pro: You can roll large balls of dung, like a dung beetle
Con: No-one will swim in your pool or eat at your restaurant

You have compound eyes... on stalks.

 

[tree]

You have compound eyes... on stalks.

PRO: Enhanced range of vision
CON: As a child, grandpa wouldn't put you on his shoulder to watch the
parades because he said you could just extend your stalks

Exoskeleton made of sugar

 

[sidd851]

Exoskeleton made of sugar

Exoskeleton made of sugar

Pro: You can fill up multiple hummingbird feeders with your recycled bath water.
Con: When you fall asleep on the couch, your dog licks holes in you.

You can speak and write...
only in haiku

 

[tree]

You can speak and write...
only in haiku

PRO:
The structure of that
Form forces your thoughts to be
Succinct, without waste

CON:
Sometimes you have more
To say than what really fits
In that many words

Your hair is spaghetti

 

[Thinx]

Your hair is spaghetti

Pro You always have a snack handy, as do others

Con You come home bald most days

You can shrink to one inch big for up to 10 minutes

 

[tree]

You can shrink to one inch big for up to 10 minutes

PRO: You can sneak into movies for free because no one will notice you, if you're lucky.

CON: Nobody notices you so you are crushed under the feet of people waiting in line to get into the movies.

Poisonous Fingernails

 

[PL99]

Poisonous Fingernails

Pro: Self defense is at your fingertips.
Con: Accidental suicide from casually biting your fingernails

Clown feet, 36 inches long, 18 inches wide

 

[the_tortoise]

Clown feet, 36 inches long, 18 inches wide

Pro: You can create fake bigfoot tracks in the forest by simply walking barefoot.
Cons: Nobody sells shoes in your size.

Prehensile tail.

 

[Thinx]

Prehensile tail

Pro You can balance better on high walls and rooftops, also looping tail around branches in tall trees.

Con You are busy trying out the tail and forget to watch for giant predators who may pose a serious threat

You can walk on water

 

[Sloth]

You can walk on water

Pro: You can now water ski even if you forgot your skis at home.
Con: People might mistake you for a certain Biblical character.

You can shoot electricity from your fingers

 

[sidd851]

You can shoot electricity from your fingers

Pro: You are a popular shoe-in for Star Wars Cosplay.
Con: Your children hate being tickled.

You can turn your body into gas, liquid, or solid, at will.

 

[Thinx]

You can turn your body into gas, liquid or solid, at will.

Pro You can go free into prestigious events and activities anywhere.

Con What if it rains?

You have 100% recall /can remember everything

 

[sidd851]

You have 100% recall /can remember everything

Pro: You are uniquely poised to render judgement/perspective/analysis on everything that you observe.
Con: The remaining few people that did value what you had/have to say, now also shun you, as your . . commentary only illuminates their tendency to create and dwell in alternate realities that inevitably
shine a kinder light than deserved on the things that they do, say, and think.

Your entire body is as bouncy as a "super-bounce" ball...