MUTATION

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Your feet grow a new pair of socks on them every day.

Pro: You'll never be cold again

Con: Summertime flip flops

You have the ability to summon any snack and have it appear before you.

 

[tree]

You have the ability to summon any snack and have it appear before you.

Pro: You have infinite power to donate to local food banks.

Con: Nobody likes your kind of snacks. They say your snacks are weird.

You have the ability to glow in the dark.

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

You have the ability to glow in the dark.

Pro: I can read before bed without getting up to turn the lamp on or off.

Con: I can't even wear a sleep mask to make it dark, because my eyelids glow in the dark, too.

You are able to run at freeway speeds.

 

[AdamG]

You are able to run at freeway speeds.
.
Pro: do not need a car or bus
.
Con: can never slow down
.
You can breathe catsup

 

[PL99]

You can breathe catsup

Pro: Some catsup bottles are perfect for snorting the stuff out of

Con: You look like you're hemorrhaging when you exhale

Your head is shaped like an ear of corn.

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Your head is shaped like an ear of corn.

Pro: I can finally fit my big noggin into hats.

Con: People might mistakenly believe I am tasty with butter.

You have hooves instead of feet.

 

[tree]

You have hooves instead of feet.

Pro: I can make fun tap dancing sounds whenever I want.

Con: Getting shod like a horse sounds scary.

Your teeth talk.

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Your teeth talk.

Pro: I'll definitely be less shy in speaking directly with people.

Con: When I'm nonverbal, I'll be really nonverbal.

You can tunnel through the earth like a gopher.

 

[Rodafina]

You can tunnel through the earth like a gopher.

Pro: I might find some really interesting rocks deep within the Earth.

Con: Bill Murray from Caddyshack might try to blow me up.

You can create rainbows in the sky.

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

You can create rainbows in the sky.

Pro: They're rainbows. Everyone likes to see rainbows in the sky.

Con: Leprechans'll be scrumpin all yer pots'o'gold.

Star Trek is real, and you are a crewmember on board The Enterprise.

 

[Rodafina]

Star Trek is real, and you are a crewmember on board The Enterprise.

Pros: I get to work on a spaceship!

Cons: I don’t know anything about where I am, what my job is, or who everybody is, because I’ve never watched the show.

You are capable of granting wishes.

 

[tree]

You are capable of granting wishes.

Pro: The potential for making someone happy is great.

Con: You are constantly receiving email from people who want things
that may or may not be in their best interest or that of the earth's
inhabitants, in general.

Your mutation is that you no longer have bones.

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Your mutation is that you no longer have bones.

Pro: I can finally fulfill my lifelong dream of working as the wiggledy noodleman balloon in front of the auto dealership.

Con: Slinking under a closed door, the way an octopus can, tends to freak people out.

You can call Beetlejuice, by saying his name three times.

 

[PL99]

You can call Beetlejuice, by saying his name three times.

Pro: There he is ready to work his mayhem against your enemies, you hope.
Con: There he is ready to work his mayhem, but he's not particular about who he does it to, and he directs it at you.

You have mutated so your nose looks like a duck.

 

[tree]

You have mutated so your nose looks like a duck.

Pro: Just seeing you quacks everybody up.
Con: Somebody keeps trying to get you to line up in a row with other ducks.

Your mutation is your toes smell like pretzels.