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Making Your Name In Adult Entertainment... Game!

Gomendosi

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Just for a laugh, what is your adult entertainment industry onscreen persona named?

AKA...
What would you be called if you made a porno :lol:



Usually it would be similar to this equation:

First Name = The name of the first same gender pet you had!
Or you can use an opposite sex pet as well, if it?s the only one available or if it?s infinitely more funny!

Surname = The name of the first Street you lived on!
But as so many of us live in a Cul-De-Sac, on Boulevards and even down Lanes, just use that instead!


For example; if I lived on MAIN STREET and had a dog named REX, I would be called REX MAIN? that?s simple!




I am going to start and it is a corker, you won?t believe this but, here goes;

My first pet was a finicky, sleek, little tabby we named Dandy
The first street I lived on was called Bayview Street

So this one is good for a Real Estate Agent as well? Dandy Bayview
 
Black Washington! Sounds kinky ;) lol actually sounds more like an FBI agent or something. Maybe thats the story line of the porno?

Black Washington stars in "The Dirty Bomb"
 
Stupid Milton.

Sounds like the aftermath of an English class, really. :lol2:
 
Mine would be Precious Stafford. To me it does sound like a porno name... even if a bit slutty. :p
 
I don't remember the name of the first street I lived on so I'll go second.

Flopsy Daventry. I don't think I'd get much work.
 
Victoria Goyer: sounds like a high end escort...could make a wild adult film with Black Washington...
 
Flopsy Daventry could probably benefit from some...quality time...spent with Fluffy Robin...I'm just making a constructive suggestion here...since we're now in the adult film industry...
 
Stupid Milton.

Sounds like someone complaining about their undergrad English course.
 
@ Gomendosi: WAIT A SEC: why does it have to be a same sex pet? Are we making conservative suburban housewife pretend porn (like that 50 Shades of Grey book series?) or are we getting out the whips, chains, battery operated gadgets, fuzzy costumes & broccoli here? WE are ASPIES: we can make engineering firm porn, Astrophysicist porn, LEGO porn...the opportunities are endless!
 
You asked:
@ Gomendosi: WAIT A SEC: why does it have to be a same sex pet?

In the very first post I wrote:
Usually it would be similar to this equation
And also:
Or you can use an opposite sex pet as well, if it?s the only one available or if it?s infinitely more funny!

I am pretty certain every place on the earth that is familiar with the concept of pornography has some version of this game, this just happens to be the one I know, thusly, this is how I introduced it to the forum when I decided to post it as an amusing diversion.

Hope this clears up any confusion ; ]
 
@ Gomendosi: THanks! I must've been living in a bog: this is the very 1st time I've encountered this game.
 
Flopsy Daventry could probably benefit from some...quality time...spent with Fluffy Robin...I'm just making a constructive suggestion here...since we're now in the adult film industry...
Would that be on camera or just private time?
 

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