Last person to post wins.

[Yeshuasdaughter]

 

[Cherubino]

how dare you

 

[Jonn]

Move over, loser.

 

[Cherubino]

over here overloser

 

[Jonn]

I am indomitable.

 

[maycontainthunder]

Mmmm, sandwich.

 

[Jonn]

I hope you enjoyed your delusion of being a winner.

 

[maycontainthunder]

The same to you.

 

[Jonn]

I can do this all day and night.
My life essence depends on defeating you and any other pretentious individual.

 

[maycontainthunder]

I've just farted on this win.

 

[Jonn]

You may be a dog, but I am the Top Dog. <woof>

Interesting smell, btw.
What have you been eating?

 

[maycontainthunder]

Curried chick peas. The perfect slow acting stench. You may think it has passed you by but then it comes back a thousand times worse!

 

[Jonn]

Vegetables?
Yuck!
Give me meat any day.
Meat farts are better, btw.

 

[maycontainthunder]

Care to explain baked beans?

 

[Cherubino]

this is what classy means

 

[tree]

 

[Jonn]

Care to explain baked beans?

Meat farts are worse than baked beans and egg sandwiches.
If not, you aren't doing it right.

 

[tree]

 

[Jonn]

You think you can win this contest...
How cute.

 

[tree]

Already have.

Several times.

Just like anybody who makes an entry in the thread.