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just for fun--you might be aspie IF--

15. Your significant other asks if you want toast with your eggs and you change your mind five times and then still aren't certain about your decision.
 
...and after much consideration, end up wondering whether or not you'll be having eggs with your toast OR toast with your eggs!
 
16. You enter A&E with a huge bump on your head after the teacher said "dive right in" to you upon giving you your mock exam papers.
 
Only Aspie fashion connaisseurs can recognize a formal pair of sneakers!

19. Someone yells "DUCK!!!" & you start looking around for the duck.
 
20. You see often haunting faces in things that no one else can see.

(i.e. pattern-matching phenomena)
 
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21. You love and spend more time with your computer more than you do your wife, friends or anyone else.
 
23. You shake your foot back and forth so fast it looks more like a twisted magic trick than something muscles are actually capable of accomplishing.
 
@ Holly: with all that foot tapping & shaking, you'd think we'd all dance like Fred Astaire & Ginger Rogers!

24. You're in a madcap rush to get to some appointment. You run around like a tornado to get out the door. You arrive at your destination only to notice that...your t-shirt is on inside out and backwards & you're still wearing your fuzzy slippers.

Then...the receptionist looks up and says, " Madame, your appointment was Yesterday."
 
25. You want your significant other to be really explicit about anything since you don't pick up subtle hints
 
The spatial relationships between your hand, the table, your mug of coffee on the table, the handle of said mug & your mouth (supposedly near the bottom of the frontal part of your face) are sooo complex that taking a sip of coffee (that you managed to prepare without getting 3rd degree burns or setting the house aflame!) becomes a Herculean task involving pouring the aforementioned coffee down the neckline of your hoodie!!!!! (may or may not have happened this morning to an Aspie who shall remain anonymous...)
 
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