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@Kalinychta

Woman just in her early thirties, yet with a gloom personality and more alike to a woman in her 50s living in the poorest regions of XIX-century Russia. Loves Latin and Greek languages, but doesn't know much more than a few words. Seeing happy people in a party makes her vomit.
 
@Trophonius is a Roman historian in the First Century A.D. whose works will later be referenced by religious and secular scholars. He has a beloved pet goose, named Schnorphli who tries to be helpful, and bring him food. Unfortunately, Schnorphli is just a goose and doesn't know much about the human diet. He usually ends up bringing thistles. This is okay, because Trophonius packed a nice Reuben sandwich and some Lays in his lunchbox.
 
People are curious whether @Misery is Lydia Deetz from Beetlejuice, or Death from Neil Gaiman's Sandman comics. There is a small possibility that Misery may in fact be Pete Burns from Dead or Alive still spinning us right round like a record with timeless club mixes.
 
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@Yeshuasdaughter

She wakes up early to a too-orderly house which happens to have an excessive amount of flowers. When having breakfast with someone else, she has a sandwich and orange juice; however and known to nobody, when having breakfast on her own she prefers cake and vodka.
In the afternoon she hosts Tupperware parties, most of which are almost enjoyable. Has been blessed/cursed with an uncanny resemblance to Bette Davis, and in fact rival hostesses of Tupperware parties believe she is Bette Davis and to this attribute her almost-success.
She likes to pretend that at night likes to watch movies from the Nouvelle Vague era while having a glass of wine, but in fact prefers the New French Extremity while she finishes the vodka opened during breakfast.
 
@Trophonius,
is an experienced goose trainer comfortable in his own skin with a full head of hair.
(All his own)

Seen there in his Insta'-selfie with his favourite goose, Abdominus, who adores retrieving a stick.
Available for Film & TV work, Mall statue appearances, Historic reenactments and modelling assignments.
 
Baby @Gracey is about 16 months old. And she is quite precocious! The little munchkin can already type well thought out, caring posts on the forums. She's such a big girl! And those little wittle feet of hers are just adorable!
 
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@Trophonius is a nude model who specializes in posing as Greek and Roman statues. He stands so still when he poses that occasionally birds land on him and attempt to build nests on his shoulders and head.
 
In the 1990s, I wanted to go to the mall so I could visit the record store "Sam Goody". Outside the store there was a coin fountain. I looked down into it, and saw @Progster 's pic reflected in the rippling water. I gasped and turned around, and there was Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon album in the window of the record store.
 
@Suzette
Having been turned into a cartoon to avoid being recognised by the authorities, Suzette is now wanted in connection with impersonating a Japanese anime character without a license.
 
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