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I've just put a pair of socks on my head.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Fridgemagnetman, Feb 14, 2020 at 2:32 PM.

  1. Fridgemagnetman

    Fridgemagnetman I only have one V.I.P Member

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    Mary has said its valentines day.

    All I can think of is the glory days.

    When I used to balance cups of coffee or tea on my head.

    Live your life before marriage people.
     
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    Mia Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    I rolled up some socks and placed them on my husband's head, he asked me why, then said his head was nice and warm. If you let them unroll a little, down the sides it looks like the sixties with long hair all over again. Then you can say 'Groovy.'
     
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    Gracey Well-Known Member

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    And why not eh?

    "you only live once"

    "He who dares..."
    (gets glared at :) )

    "Try six impossible things before bedtime"

    "A bird in the hand shouldn't throw stones in watched kettles"


    If you don't attempt to balance socks on your own or loved ones head,
    On Bird feeders and tropical fish tanks,
    On grids and man-hole covers,
    On Great Aunts and small children
    then the truly great things in life are just passing you by :)
     
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  5. Aspychata

    Aspychata My Art Work

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    I missed the poll on this: take the socks off,leave the socks on, or cancel Valentine's day?
    My big question? Were they matching socks? Because unmatched socks means you have sunk to a new low. Matched socks means you are okay!
     
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    Nervous Rex High-functioning autistic V.I.P Member

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    You should only put socks on your head if you're built upside down - that is, if your nose runs and your feet smell.
     
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    Streetwise very cautious contributor V.I.P Member

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    no very very normal if your English women for some reason put knickers (underwear that covers the buttocks and the front part )on their head socks apparently attract Englishman
     
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    Gracey Well-Known Member

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    Not ALL English women do that :)
     
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    Fridgemagnetman I only have one V.I.P Member

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    The question in my head was

    "How do I confirm if there are people as mad as me?"

    Thanks for joining in everybody :)
     
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    Fridgemagnetman I only have one V.I.P Member

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    Oh. Someone is pretending a little too hard to be posh.
     
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    Gracey Well-Known Member

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    I'm really not :)

    I wouldn't dream of wearing knickers on my head.

    In the same way I wouldn't leave the house to go shopping in my pyjamas.
    (which seems to be a trend)
     
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    LucyPurrs NT, INFJ V.I.P Member

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    What happened to that photo?
     
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    So this was a test? If I knew that I would have worn my Game Gitch (Saskatchewan slang for underwear) on my head.
     
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    Rexi uwu owo uwu SlightlyFilterless Atheist Science=<3 V.I.P Member

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    Deleted. The socks were too revealing [of the superior intellect].
     
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    Rexi uwu owo uwu SlightlyFilterless Atheist Science=<3 V.I.P Member

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    You forgot trying to breathe while you get choked with your own socks. Trying to speak like that is the least of your worries.
     
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    also I forgot handkerchieves AEB5C338-79E8-4C84-BC39-9F88AD65293E.jpeg 0DCE749D-3C19-46AB-873F-9E0687343090.jpeg 2B6F6A81-0918-47DF-9CF1-BFF56BC3E690.jpeg 7A7778CA-AF46-4DD4-9417-32A13AE60054.jpeg
     
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    [​IMG]this was my first thought. lol
    and you should know, the wife will always win, especially in a stare down. lol
     
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    I came out once with flippers, snorkel and swim mask on my way to the shower. But only my sister was there.
     
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    Aspychata My Art Work

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    Now the fake news will begin-
    Conservative socks will pay off corporate America and we will be left with Chinese knockoffs for the masses (oh wait, that happened already)
     
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    clg114 Still crazy, after all these years. Staff Member V.I.P Member

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    Happy wife, happy life. That has worked for me for a very long time.
     
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