I've just put a pair of socks on my head.

[Fridgemagnetman]

Dont worry they're rolled up.

I will keep you updated.

 

[Misery]

 

[LucyPurrs]

Please do keep us updated- that might require a picture too Otherwise it's gonna be hard to imagine a pair of socks on your head, LOL.

 

[Thinx]

Quite a feat!

 

[tree]

I am a little disappointed that the socks are rolled up.
If you are learning to juggle using your head, that could
almost make up for it.

When I read the first sentence,
I immediately supposed the socks were on your
head to cover your antlers.

Spoiler

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Having a glass of wine.

Feeling stressed.
They've moved slightly to the left.

I dont think they were rolled up properly.

But that might be an advantage.

 

[LucyPurrs]

Oh dear, I fear he's lost it entirely.

 

[Streetwise]

Having a glass of wine.

Feeling stressed.
They've moved slightly to the left.

I dont think they were rolled up properly.

But that might be an advantage.

Underpants would give a good grip I like a bobble hat or beanie newspaper is also comforting

 

[Judge]

One for each horn, eh?

Pssssst- He must be a Viking.

Skoal!

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

My wife has noticed.

It's our anniversary.

I'm in trouble.

 

[Nervous Rex]

Just a pair? You need at least three large socks to look like an elephant.

 

[Judge]

Just a pair? You need at least three large socks to look like an elephant.

A Triceratops might be cooler.

Then add a full coat to the mix and you could call it all a "Jurassic Parka".

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

I should have put a present inside the socks.

I have been told to take them off.

 

[Nervous Rex]

I should have put a present inside the socks.

Just tell them you are the present.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

We stared each other down.

The socks are off.

 

[clg114]

I should have put a present inside the socks.

I have been told to take them off.

When it comes to wives, the best thing that we can do is keep our mouths shut and do what we are told.

 

[Mary Terry]

Can you make some sock puppets with them and put on a little play with them to beg forgiveness? After all, it is Valentine's Day.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

As soon as she leaves the room..

The socks will be on my head.

That's a win.

As long as they're off before she comes back

 

[Tom]

I am suprised it has taken you so long to put socks on your head.

 

[Ken S.]

When it comes to wives, the best thing that we can do is keep our mouths shut and do what we are told.

I must have been absent on the day they taught that. I thought it was my job to annoy her just enough for her to walk away shaking her head.