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I've just put a pair of socks on my head.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Fridgemagnetman, Feb 14, 2020.

  1. Fridgemagnetman

    Fridgemagnetman I only have one V.I.P Member

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    Dont worry they're rolled up.

    I will keep you updated.
     
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    Misery Photo-Negative V.I.P Member

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  3. LucyPurrs

    LucyPurrs NT, INFJ V.I.P Member

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    Please do keep us updated- that might require a picture too :) Otherwise it's gonna be hard to imagine a pair of socks on your head, LOL.
     
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    Thinx Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    Quite a feat!
     
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    tree Blue/Green Staff Member V.I.P Member

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    I am a little disappointed that the socks are rolled up.
    If you are learning to juggle using your head, that could
    almost make up for it.

    When I read the first sentence,
    I immediately supposed the socks were on your
    head to cover your antlers.

     
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  6. Fridgemagnetman

    Fridgemagnetman I only have one V.I.P Member

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    Having a glass of wine.

    Feeling stressed.
    They've moved slightly to the left.

    I dont think they were rolled up properly.

    But that might be an advantage.
     
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    LucyPurrs NT, INFJ V.I.P Member

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    Oh dear, I fear he's lost it entirely.
     
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    Streetwise very cautious contributor V.I.P Member

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    Underpants would give a good grip I like a bobble hat or beanie newspaper is also comforting
     
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    Judge Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    One for each horn, eh?

    Pssssst- He must be a Viking.

    Skoal! :p
     
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  10. Fridgemagnetman

    Fridgemagnetman I only have one V.I.P Member

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    My wife has noticed.

    It's our anniversary.

    I'm in trouble.
     
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  11. Nervous Rex

    Nervous Rex High-functioning autistic V.I.P Member

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    Just a pair? You need at least three large socks to look like an elephant.
     
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    Judge Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    A Triceratops might be cooler. :cool:

    Then add a full coat to the mix and you could call it all a "Jurassic Parka".
     
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    Fridgemagnetman I only have one V.I.P Member

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    I should have put a present inside the socks.

    I have been told to take them off.
     
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    Nervous Rex High-functioning autistic V.I.P Member

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    Just tell them you are the present.
     
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    Fridgemagnetman I only have one V.I.P Member

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    We stared each other down.

    The socks are off.
     
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    clg114 Still crazy, after all these years. Staff Member V.I.P Member

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    When it comes to wives, the best thing that we can do is keep our mouths shut and do what we are told.
     
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    Can you make some sock puppets with them and put on a little play with them to beg forgiveness? After all, it is Valentine's Day. :rolleyes:
     
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    Fridgemagnetman I only have one V.I.P Member

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    As soon as she leaves the room..

    The socks will be on my head.

    That's a win.

    As long as they're off before she comes back
     
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    I am suprised it has taken you so long to put socks on your head.
     
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    I must have been absent on the day they taught that. I thought it was my job to annoy her just enough for her to walk away shaking her head.
     
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