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I would... If I Were...

I would wear parsley, sage , rosemary and time in my hair.

If I was NT......
 
If I were in the Simpsons universe,
I'd be Lisa, but I'd probably play keyboard (piano/harpsichord) instead of the sax.

If I were 15 feet tall, I'd...
 
be the best but also most boring basketball player ever.....is he going make the shot, tension building, ah that big chap has got the ball and just bent over and placed the ball in the hoop again *sigh*

If I were the strongest person in the world.....
 
I would pick the world up and put it on my shoulder.


If I were the silver lining, wrapped aroung a grey cloud ...
 
If I were the silver lining wrapped around a gray cloud,
I would rain down on some happy people in love and they
would sing and splash around, even if it were night-time.

If I were sure to succeed, I'd...
 
Meet some very interesting intellectuals, and probably have some of the best conversations of my life. oh and then probably lose a foot to frostbite and be worked to a bleak and despairing exhaustion. hmmm and maybe join the re-education funtime all singing all dancing camp cabaret.

If I had unlimited access to influencing global political policies........
 
Within six months I would have angered so many influential people that I would probably be assassinated.

If I were rich......
 
If I were rich, many people would avoid me, but some people would love me,
because I'd be fattening.

If I weighed less, I'd...
 
I couldn't live with the guilt, I I would keep enough to get by on and maybe use the rest of the cash to fund an Free Aspie Retreat for anyone who needs to have a break and recover for awhile on a beautiful turquoise clear water ocean beach all expenses covered luxury resort with enough interesting stuff to cater to everyone's interests.

If I were the most intelligent person on the planet ever I would.....
 
If I weighed less I would be concerned for my health

If I were the most intelligent person on the planet ever I would.....
 
If I were the most intelligent person on the planet ever, I would feel protective toward all
life forms, sad & irritated with many humans and nations, humble because I'd realize there
was intelligence greater than mine somewhere, and I would wish it could communicate with me,
and I'd still like cats.

If I were a hermit crab, I...
 
If I were a Hermit crab, I... would be an oddly fitting analogy of me as a person.

If I were a Special needs Moon Cowboy, I...
 
If I were a Special needs Moon Cowboy, I would be so far away no pirates could bother me.

I would drink the rest of that, if...
 
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If I were receiving poison from you I would set the seven dwarves on you.


If I were in the next Star Wars film I would
 
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