Funny/Interesting T-Shirts

[Magna]

I own some rock band T-shirts but I thought about branching out and getting some funny, clever, amusing, interesting T-shirts. Here are some that I think are any or all of the above:

Please post ones that you think are funny, interesting, etc to you.

 

[Raggamuffin]

I went through a period of getting some rather choice T shirts.

One of my favourites said: "Strangers have the best sweets"

I also got one custom made and using a quote from a UK comedy called Peep Show. I had a portrait of Stalin and then the quote "Uncle Joe don't play by your rules".

I also had one of sexy topless Hitler posing like one of those women painted on the side of WW2 bomber planes. Mind you, I didn't have the stones to wear that one a lot.

These days I wear plain tops. But I've had a real hankering to go back to dressing to make a statement. After all I still kept all my piercings and I'm covered in tattoos. Plus I've finally committed to growing my hair long and having the dreadlock pony tail.

Perhaps I need to refresh my wardrobe again? It's always nice to have t shirts that make me smile.

Ed

 

[Crossbreed]

Here are three that I like (though there are many others),...

Your Local Sports Team Is Inferior

To My Local Sports Team

I Identify As "Vaccinated"​

Mensa used to have a T-shirt,...

Front: How many Mensans does it take to change a light bulb...?
(Elaborate Mathematical Formula...)⁰
Back: ...but you knew that already...​

 

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[Magna]

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I saw that on the internet. I thought it was good. I would sub the word "some" for "most" and then it would be more accurate for me.

 

[BrokenNeedle]

I have a weird sense of humor (I guess I sometimes equate "funny" with "offensive") and one of my favorite places to buy t-shirts from is TShirtHell.com (don't even browse their selection if you're easily offended).

Probably the most "PG" funny shirt I have has a football helmet on it and says "Football Is Fake" under it. I'm not a sports guy but I do like pro wrestling and growing up other kids would always ask why I would watch that when it's fake instead of other sports. Little do they know there is very little on television that isn't "fake" in one way or another.

 

[Unclewolverine]

As a gothish biker in the early 2000s I had many snarky hot topic tees; some if my favorites were: 'keep staring, maybe I'll do a trick' and 'you laugh because im different, I laugh because you're all the same.'

 

[Ella Spell]

I need this one.

 

[Ella Spell]

 

[Luca]

This is one that I do actually have in my closet. Lol