Don't Bring A Crossbow To A Dogfight

[Tom]

My husband was bitten on the nose by a Chihuahua.

Don't ask why his nose was in the proximity of the Chihuahua. Okay, I'll tell you. He was trying to kiss the Chihuahua. And they hadn't even been properly introduced.

 

[Major Tom]

I've known a lot of dogs in my life and never met a bad one, but I have known quite a few bad owners. Just saying...

 

[Rasputin]

Do you think the dead man will be kicked out of his apartment?

Let's hope so!

 

[Crossbreed]

Dog Bites Man never gets above the fold. But Man Bites Dog, now that's a story.

Bolt ricochets off of dog, killing man --THROUGH A DOOR!-- is still a story.

 

[All-Rounder]

Gotcha. Many years ago we had a Labrador Retriever and our insurance agent told us that it was ranked as one of the breeds most likely to bite. I loved that dog but he made me a little nervous around children because he could be grumpy, nippy and hated anyone to touch his tail. RIP, old Woody dog.

That is strange labrador retrivers bite so much. One of the lowest incidents of bite in the world is the Golden Retriver, if not the top lowest.

 

[All-Rounder]

First question that comes to my mind is.... what exactly had been done to the dogs to make them do that? No dog in their right mind attacks their owners like that, unless they've been badly abused or something.

My uncle had a dog which they told him is lvl 9 out of 10 aggression. He even nipped his owner when he fed him, he bit another aunt and granema and growled at me. They had to put him down.

Althought this story has more dogs. Dogs can get very touchy about things even as much as touching them. Sometimes things scare them or anger them especially if thryve been aggressive previously and attacked each other too. They get very one track minded when in battle mode and can even bite someone else if they approach not knowing its someone else. These dogs didn't seem mentally well.