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Dad Jokes

What's the difference between a post office box and an elephant's bum?

Not sending you to post a letter then, am I?
 
Lou Laurinen said:
What do you get when you go swimming in Iceland?
Hypothermia
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LOL...you're giving my autistic brain a workout. All I keep thinking of are the combination of geysers and some very hot springs in Iceland.

"I am not programmed to respond in that area. Norman, please coordinate."

I know....I'm such a nerd. :rolleyes:
 
Judge said:
LOL...you're giving my autistic brain a workout. All I keep thinking of are the combination of geysers and some very hot springs in Iceland.

"I am not programmed to respond in that area. Norman, please coordinate."

I know....I'm such a nerd. :rolleyes:
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Would've been a better joke if it involved geysers, I agree. I included that joke because of how dumb it was.
One not to repeat to my Icelandic friend, lol
 
An old lady complaining about her husband: "He won't drink milk because he says it's unhygienic but he still eats eggs.".
 
Knock knock

Who's there?

You.

Me?

Yes, you. You're talking to yourself.

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Boo

Boo who?

Why are you crying? It's only a knock-knock joke!
 
My partner told me this one just this morning:

A cowgirl approaches her coworker at the ranch and says "I'm just curious, about that song that says 'Save a horse, ride a cowboy.' What if I want to save a cowboy?"

The other rancher sighs, and leads her to the donkey pasture.
 
An air traffic controller said to a pilot, “What’s up with you?” The pilot said, “About 300 people.”
 
Why does the Norwegian navy put bar codes on their ships?

So when they get to port they can Scandinavian.
 
I used to not like beards,...
but it grew on me...!
full


(You cannot get more "daddier" than that! ;))
 
I saw a lady who had shaved her eyebrows off and painted new ones above with her make-up. I though it was amusing as she looked so surprized!
 
"Autistic people are antisocial!"
"Maybe we just don't like you."
"Autistic people refuse to make eye contact!"
"Maybe we just don't want to look at you."
"Autistic people have no sense of humor!"
"Maybe your jokes just aren't funny."
"Autistic people go on and on about things no one else cares about!"
"Maybe they need to find better friends than you."
 
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