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Dad Jokes
- Thread starter NDR2
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Omg 
You guys have all got some good ones too!
I'm glad I found this thread, I think we can all use some joy and silliness sometimes
You guys have all got some good ones too!
I'm glad I found this thread, I think we can all use some joy and silliness sometimes
LOL...you're giving my autistic brain a workout. All I keep thinking of are the combination of geysers and some very hot springs in Iceland.
"I am not programmed to respond in that area. Norman, please coordinate."
I know....I'm such a nerd.
Would've been a better joke if it involved geysers, I agree. I included that joke because of how dumb it was.LOL...you're giving my autistic brain a workout. All I keep thinking of are the combination of geysers and some very hot springs in Iceland.
"I am not programmed to respond in that area. Norman, please coordinate."
I know....I'm such a nerd.
One not to repeat to my Icelandic friend, lol
Oh, they strike me as an easygoing people. I mean after all, sex is relative to them. Right?
Not necessarily...
I'm not sure whether to be fascinated, or scared, lolNot necessarily...
tkcartoonist
Tunes and Toons
If a Milwaukee Bucks fan and a Chicago Bears fan get married, do they have a beer?
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
He had a reptile dysfunction.
AGXStarseed
Well-Known Member
One from a Friday the 13th film.
What's green and red and goes 100 miles per hour?
What's green and red and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender
Knock knock
Who's there?
You.
Me?
Yes, you. You're talking to yourself.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Why are you crying? It's only a knock-knock joke!
Who's there?
You.
Me?
Yes, you. You're talking to yourself.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Why are you crying? It's only a knock-knock joke!
My partner told me this one just this morning:
A cowgirl approaches her coworker at the ranch and says "I'm just curious, about that song that says 'Save a horse, ride a cowboy.' What if I want to save a cowboy?"
The other rancher sighs, and leads her to the donkey pasture.
A cowgirl approaches her coworker at the ranch and says "I'm just curious, about that song that says 'Save a horse, ride a cowboy.' What if I want to save a cowboy?"
The other rancher sighs, and leads her to the donkey pasture.
