Why don't the protons hang out with the electrons?
The electrons are always so negative.
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Dad Jokes
- Thread starter NDR2
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Q: Why do hummingbirds hum...?
A: Because they don't know the words...!
Two babies, born on the same day, were lying next to each other in the hospital nursery, just silently looking at each other. Eventually, their families took them home.
85 years later, two old men were together in a hospital room, both on their death beds, silently looking at each other. One of them finally speaks.
85 years later, two old men were together in a hospital room, both on their death beds, silently looking at each other. One of them finally speaks.
"Well, what'd you think?"
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My grandfather used to make us cousins stand silently side-by-side, looking straight ahead for several minutes at a time.
He said it was elevator practice.
My father brought home a very large, complicated German radio, and spent many minutes examining it all over, and finding some technical labels in German. Finally, he came to a little screw connection marked "PU."
"What's a PU" he asked my sister.
Eschewing the obvious, she told the only joke of her life. "Two-thirds" she replied "of a pun."
"What's a PU" he asked my sister.
Eschewing the obvious, she told the only joke of her life. "Two-thirds" she replied "of a pun."
GrownupGirl
Tempermental Artist
Little Johnny was kept in during recess for saying a bad word in class.
"Johnny, where did you learn that word?" The teacher asked him.
"From my dad." Johnny said sheepishly.
"And do you even know what it means?"
"It means his car won't start!"
"Johnny, where did you learn that word?" The teacher asked him.
"From my dad." Johnny said sheepishly.
"And do you even know what it means?"
"It means his car won't start!"
The neighbour stuck his head over the fence to see what the noise was, and Little Johnny was digging a hole in the garden. "What are you up there, Johnny?"
Little Johnny looked up with tears running down his cheeks and said "My pet budgie died, I have to bury it.". The neighbour said "I'm sorry to hear that Johnny, but that's a mighty big hole for a little budgie isn't it?"
Johnny sniffed back his tears and said "Yeh, that's because it's still inside your cat.".
Little Johnny looked up with tears running down his cheeks and said "My pet budgie died, I have to bury it.". The neighbour said "I'm sorry to hear that Johnny, but that's a mighty big hole for a little budgie isn't it?"
Johnny sniffed back his tears and said "Yeh, that's because it's still inside your cat.".
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