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Dad Jokes

Why don't the protons hang out with the electrons?

The electrons are always so negative.
 
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Two babies, born on the same day, were lying next to each other in the hospital nursery, just silently looking at each other. Eventually, their families took them home.

85 years later, two old men were together in a hospital room, both on their death beds, silently looking at each other. One of them finally speaks.
"Well, what'd you think?"
 
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My grandfather used to make us cousins stand silently side-by-side, looking straight ahead for several minutes at a time.

He said it was elevator practice.
 
My father brought home a very large, complicated German radio, and spent many minutes examining it all over, and finding some technical labels in German. Finally, he came to a little screw connection marked "PU."
"What's a PU" he asked my sister.
Eschewing the obvious, she told the only joke of her life. "Two-thirds" she replied "of a pun."
 
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