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Dad Jokes

Mom: How was your first day of school?
Kid: Awful. The teacher told me, "Sit here for the present", but she didn't give me anything!
 
Them: "Does a bear poop in the woods?"

Me: "Well...not according to all those Charmin commercials."
 
NDR2 said:
...Police are combing the area.
Click to expand...
That is a small price toupee...!
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Did you hear about the man who ran over himself...!?
Nobody would go to the store for him, so he ran over himself!
full

My wife wants me to gouge her eyes out!
But I do not have time right now...
Her potatoes will have to wait. 🥔🥔
 
Mom: How was your history test at school?
Kid: Awful. All the questions were about things that happened before I was even born.
 
Some people say there are 10 types of people - those that can read binary and those who can't. What about those of us that can read it a little , but not well enough to program anything with it? Wouldn't that make 11 types of people?

 
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Even if you can't program in it, it u can read it, you can read it.

Not being able to program in it is a subtype
 
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