Dad Jokes

[NDR2]

What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?

Spoiler

You’re toast!

 

[Jumpinbare]

Why did the moth go to the dentist office?

Spoiler

The light was on

 

[FayetheAspie]

I've often heard that there is nothing funny about hitting your funny bone.
But hitting mine sure makes me laugh.

Spoiler

self depreciating

 

[Crossbreed]

One week, our garbage was not picked up on its regularly scheduled day, so I put in a call to City Hall.
The clerk answers.
"I just called to talk trash..."

 

[FayetheAspie]

I was once waiting for a doctor to verify that I had recovered enough after a multi day hospitalization (I had gotten pneumonia infection set into the tissue of my lungs, my rib, and shoulder after getting beaten up and catching pneumonia too). He took forever to get there and I was nervous about the exam so I started laughing like crazy when he finally showed up. He looked at me puzzled. There was a replica skeleton in the room. I pointed it out to him and managed to tell him that he had been leaving his patients waiting so long that it looked like that one didn't make it.

 

[NDR2]

I was going to tell a joke about the layoffs, but sadly none of them work.