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Dad Jokes

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Why don't Potassium and Sodium get along?

Because Potassium is always like "K", but Sodium is always "Na"
 

People who don't know the difference between entomology and etymology...​

...bug me in ways I cannot put into words.
 

Why does Edward Woodward have so many D’s in his name?​

Otherwise his name would be E war Woowar
 
A lumberjack told me he had cut down 57,283 trees in his career so far. I asked how he could possibly remember the exact number.

He said
"Easy. I keep a log."
 
NDR2 said:
I was going to tell a sodium joke, then I thought, “Na.”
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I was asked to tell one about a similar metal, so I said 'K!

Some one afterwards asked me if that's a bit salty, I replied it's just a bromide[sic]!
 
Jumpinbare said:
A lumberjack told me he had cut down 57,283 trees in his career so far. I asked how he could possibly remember the exact number.

He said
"Easy. I keep a log."
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I remember someone who was just starting out in forestry, and he boasted he had cut down 288 trees, but I thought that was just too gross.
 
My sister never told jokes, but when my dad bought a big, complicated German radio, he looked it all over and found a little slider on the back labelled "PU." "What's a PU?" he asked.
Sis replied immediately "Two thirds - of a pun."
 
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