Dad Jokes

[NDR2]

Hi, I’m Cliff. Drop over sometime.

 

[tree]

 

[AuAL]

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At least they won’t get cross. A lot of times, that just multiplies the problem.

 

[Crossbreed]

That is sum humor, right there...

 

[NDR2]

I gave my handyman a to-do list, but he only did jobs 1, 3, and 5. Turns out he only does odd jobs.

 

[Jumpinbare]

Why don't Potassium and Sodium get along?

Spoiler

Because Potassium is always like "K", but Sodium is always "Na"

 

[Cryptid]

Did your hear the paper joke?

Spoiler

Never mind . . . it's tearable.

 

[NDR2]

What’s the easiest building to lift?

Spoiler

A lighthouse.

 

[Jumpinbare]

People who don't know the difference between entomology and etymology...​

...bug me in ways I cannot put into words.

 

[Jumpinbare]

Why does Edward Woodward have so many D’s in his name?​

Spoiler

Otherwise his name would be E war Woowar

 

[Captain Caveman]

How do you keep someone in suspense?

[Spoiler]

 

[Crossbreed]

How do you keep someone in suspense?

[Spoiler]

This works, too...

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[Boogs]

This works, too...

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How long before it loads?
I've been eagerly watching since last night!

 

[Jumpinbare]

 

[NDR2]

I was going to tell a sodium joke, then I thought, “Na.”