Corrupt A Wish

[SirMaverick]

The rules are SIMPLE:

I make a wish, and the next person to post finds an ironic way to derive bad consequences from granting the wish, or to otherwise tag a downside to it, and so on and so forth.

EXAMPLE:

John/Jane Doe posts: I wish i could get enough courage to talk to this person.

The next person would grant the wish but say something like, "you get the courage to talk to the person, but you end up annoying the ever living crap out of them and they get a restraining order on you." or something like that....

Simple ain't it?


I wish I had a car.

 

[_Josh_]

I grant you a car.... but it has been in a flood and the engine is totally siezed up and completely totaled beyond repair. (Would cost more to fix than the car is worth.)


I wish I could go on a vaction to the Patagonia region of Argentina.

 

[SirMaverick]

I grant you a car.... but it has been in a flood and the engine is totally siezed up and completely totaled beyond repair. (Would cost more to fix than the car is worth.)


I wish I could go on a vaction to the Patagonia region of Argentina.

Granted.....but while there the country goes on lockdown and you end up stuck there!

I wish I had the money to fix my desktop

 

[Cuppa' Tea]

Granted, but as soon as the desktop is fixed, your phone breaks.

I wish I had another book to read.

 

[gregmcph]

50 Shades of Grey.

I just want to go home from work early today.

 

[SirMaverick]

50 Shades of Grey.

I just want to go home from work early today.

Granted but on the way home you get pulled over for speeding


I wish my feet would stop hurting

 

[Cuppa' Tea]

Granted. But now you have no feet.

I wish my laundry would fold itself.

 

[SirMaverick]

Granted. But now you have no feet.

I wish my laundry would fold itself.

Granted, but it ends up all over the floor.


I wish it wouldn't rain tomorrow.

 

[_Josh_]

Edit: Double post AND forgot to add a wish. (Stupid me) Edit again: forgot to corrupt the above wish. (Double stupid)

Granted, but it doesn't rain for the next year.

I wish I could fly like a bird

 

[gregmcph]

Wings make finding a nicely fitting coat an awkward shopping experience.

Lunchtime here in Melbourne Australia! I wish for some nice Ramen noodles.

 

[SirMaverick]

Wings make finding a nicely fitting coat an awkward shopping experience.

Lunchtime here in Melbourne Australia! I wish for some nice Ramen noodles.

you get your noodles...but there's bugs in 'em (gotta love protein bahahaha)

I wish I could find the right type socks to wear with my boots

 

[Cuppa' Tea]

Granted, but they get holes in them on the first wearing.

I wish I liked my job more.

 

[SirMaverick]

Granted, but they get holes in them on the first wearing.

I wish I liked my job more.

Granted, but eventually you like your job so much, that's all you do is work and you have no social life.


I wish someone I knew lived closer

 

[Cuppa' Tea]

Granted, but then you would see each other too often and annoy the hell out of one another.

I wish I had already obtained my black belt.

 

[abinun1987]

Granted, but eventually you like your job so much, that's all you do is work and you have no social life.


I wish someone I knew lived closer

That person ends up trying to become you and replace you.

I wish I had superpowers.

 

[SirMaverick]

That person ends up trying to become you and replace you.

I wish I had superpowers.

WELL that would certainly make things...odd LOL


Granted...but everyone turns against you

I wish I could sing again

 

[_Josh_]

Granted... But you can only sing with farts rather than your voice.

I wish I had a cyborg girlfriend.

 

[SirMaverick]

Granted... But you can only sing with farts rather than your voice.

I wish I had a cyborg girlfriend.

Granted! but you only freeze at night when you hold her.

I wish I had an infinite supply of Dr Pepper

 

[abinun1987]

Granted... but it's all flat.

I wish I was taller.

 

[SirMaverick]

Granted... but it's all flat.

I wish I was taller.

Granted but now you're too tall for your place.


I wish I could turn my music up as loud as I wanted