Corrupt A Wish

[Maelstrom]

Granted a Japanese Sumo wrestler has challenged you to a sushi eating contest...if you lose you get to wash sweaty sumo thongs for a week....

I wish True love would come to me!

 

[Reedstorm17]

Granted. But just as quickly as it comes, it goes.

I wish I had something to do.

 

[Hedgehog Instigator]

Granted but now you will eat nothing but Kimchi for the rest of your life.

I wish my dog wasn't sick

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Granted. The drains in your street are blocked and they become backed up exploding into your house. Time to get to work

I wish I had three hands.

 

[tree]

Wish Granted.
Too bad the hands are all thumbs.

I wish I were flexible.

 

[Reedstorm17]

Granted. You're so flexible that you don't get your way most of the time.

I wish I didn't have so much trouble explaining my thoughts.

 

[tree]

Wish Granted.
Poof! Your mind is blank. You have no more thoughts.

I wish the secret penguin spy, Peggy, would publish her memoirs.

 

[Butterfly88]

Granted, but she is caught by the government and imprisoned.

I wish I wasn't allergic to coconut.

 

[Reedstorm17]

Granted. Now you're allergic to everything else.

I wish the school year wasn't ending.

 

[xDominiel]

Granted. You have become stuck in a time loop, experiencing the same day forever.

I wish I had an uncorrupted wish. And a pet bird.

 

[Reedstorm17]

Granted. You now have a pet bird named Uncorrupted Wish. It 's very noisy and does not let you sleep.

I wish my cold would go away.

 

[Butterfly88]

Granted, but now you are chronically hot.

I wish I could go to grad school for free.

 

[Reedstorm17]

Granted, but your diploma costs $600,000.

I wish summer vacation was three months longer.

 

[Butterfly88]

Granted, but its the last summer vacation you ever get.

I wish bad things didn't happen to good people.

 

[Reedstorm17]

Granted. Good things ALWAYS happen to bad people.

I wish my phone battery didn't drain so easily.

 

[Butterfly88]

Granted, but your screen turns black instead.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

 

[Reedstorm17]

Granted. Unfortunately, this will be your last relationship ever.

I wish the Kingda Ka roller coaster was just a little smaller... and that there wasn't a chance of a rollback...

 

[Butterfly88]

Granted, but you are not allowed to ride it.

I wish everyone in the world was nice.

 

[Joel's Hear]

Granted. Everyone is nice but terribly misguided, and they think that you'd love to be imprisoned forever in an Antarctic tower, so that you could watch the Aurora. They won't take no for an answer, and kindly escort you to your "resort".

I wish that everything would be ok in my life for a while.

 

[tree]

WISH GRANTED
You know you belong to the land
And the land you belong to is grand
And when you say
Yeow! A-YIP-I-O-EE-AY
You're only sayin "I'm doing fine in Oklahoma!"
Oklahoma, OK.
Congratulations on the move.

I wish I could find a talking pumpkin the size of a house.